NUance

learned two things Saturday: The 12th man is loud. And aTm football players like to play with other dude's junk.

How many Aggie programmers does it take to change a light bulb? They can't, it's a hardware problem.

doesn’t want to totally embarrass Turner Gill this Saturday. Only cause a mild, 21 point loss-type, embarrassment.

hates Clowns.

@HuskerinHouston: That's awesome! Double the fun. Congratulations!

Gundy: “Come After Me! I'm A Man. And I'm 40!” Bo: “Okay. BAM!”

20 hours from kickoff. Time slowing to a standstill. Time to start drinkin’ something..

UT is dangerous right now. Like a mean old bull that the kids just shot in the nut sack with a bb gun.

tOSU over Ill 24-13. Seems like Zook always plays tOSU tough enough to beat the spread. Woot woot woot!

Anyone got any bi-activities scheduled for bi-week?

@haymarket: Snuffy came from a poll thread for T-Mart's nickname started by Knappy a couple weeks ago.

Da Bears!!

@HuskerfaninOkie Awesome site. Lest we forget.

Man Rule: If you’re forced to work on Saturday, it’s okay to have a beer at work.

saw a herd of small, long-eared, scared looking deer in the headlights. I think they were jackalopes.

is goin to git some chrewy Chips ahoy

is chewing "Big Pink," the gum with the breath-freshening power of ham.

wore white shoes today and got to work ten minutes faster.