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  1. I thought large gatherings were okay as long as they were outside?  How many college teams actual have indoor stadiums?

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Hell, that's an applicable phrase anywhere in the stadium, except when seated. Then it's nut to neck :lol:

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      I wouldn't exactly say "nobody anywhere".  It was the top excuse for people not following social distancing protocol during the protests.

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      And yes, nut to butt is a keeper.

  2. With cancel culture running amok it's amazing Bob Saget is still getting a pass for raping and killing a girl in 1990.

    1. Xmas32

      Xmas32

      Can't tell if you're serious or not.  But if you're joking, that Godfried bit from Sagat's roast was hilarious.

    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Well, he hasn't denied doing it....

  3. Seen that Bill & Ted trailer?  Keanu looks like your lesbian aunt without a beard.

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      I wanted to love the trailer, but I think I kinda hate it.  I didn't even think about Carlin!  

    3. Savage Husker

      Savage Husker

      Keanu’s voice is off, but I’ll still sit through it. 

    4. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Growing up we only had the VHS of Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey so I still always associate them with Williams Sadler as Death and those weird half Ewok/half Gremlin looking inventor dudes

  4. Man.  Fred Willard and Jerry Stiller in the same week.  The world is a lot less funny.

  5. Is ten thousand smackaroos too many smackaroos to pay for a 2nd story deck (composite decking)?

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    2. ColoradoHusk

      ColoradoHusk

      @teachercdand then it rained on the way to school and your pyramid was ruined. 

    3. teachercd

      teachercd

      Hahahaha!

       

      That did not happen...but I did probably eat like 100 of them.

    4. RedDenver

      RedDenver

      I think that's a decent deal. If you want an idea of the material costs, I've used this lumber yard that specializes in decks: https://thedecksuperstoreportal.epicoranywhere.com/products.aspx?direction=desc&searchText=&pg=0&sort=Relevance

      Just keep in mind that the labor does require some skill and knowledge. I've built a couple decks and it's a lot of work.

  6. If you click the right ads you get to see ads like this all day, every day (in comments).

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      @Moiraine according to one of the videos on Facebook, yes. 

    3. GSG

      GSG

      So @The Dude which ones did you get?

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      @GSG 66% off is too good to pass up!!

  7. Anti-vaxxers have been awfully quiet lately. 

    1. teachercd

      teachercd

      Dude, They are waiting for a vax to come out for this...so that they can tell you how they won't get it!

    2. Rusty Shackleford

      Rusty Shackleford

      thats cuz they see all the crazy talk they have been sayin is just that crazy talk!

  8. Wrestlers are crazy.  I got hangry just watching this.  

     

     

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    2. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      I didn't know Burroughs was so plant-based in his choices. We've been doing a lot of that around our house on account of my girlfriend's notions of ethics. Honestly I do feel a lot healthier compared to when I pounded meat 24/7 to bulk up.

    3. BigRedBuster

      BigRedBuster

      That's impressive.  I read a book a long time about about one of the top triathletes in the world.  He was totally vegan and he noticed a positive difference in his performance when he did that with his nutrition.  

    4. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Lord help me, I tried my hand at the green smoothie he made. Mine has almond milk, spinach, flax/chia/hemp seeds & quinoa, pea protein powder and a banana.

       

      It's really not terrible.

  9. How many squares of TP do you use per wipe?

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    2. HUSKERherc

      HUSKERherc

      I'm so flush (haha) with TP, I don't even count.

    3. BigRedN

      BigRedN

      2 for me ... I'm now getting it done in 1!

    4. Enhance

      Enhance

      I just pull on the roll and eye ball it, but if I had to guess, it'd be somewhere between a 6-10 squares per wipe?

  10. We should start a bidet company. 

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    2. teachercd

      teachercd

      Can we call it "Bidet, Mate"

    3. 308_Husker

      308_Husker

      We could advertise the s#!t out of it if these ads are any indication.

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      @teachercd I'd be surprised to see a better suggestion. 

  11. I was wiping my a$$ before it was cool.

  12. Without JD, 100% of the 2017 starting lineup would be gone.  That should translate to at least 10 wins.

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    2. Redux

      Redux

      I don't remember what life was like when we went to bowl games

    3. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      Wasn't Heimes a starter in 2017? Right tackle?

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      David Knevel was the starting right tackle.  Jaimes was was a freshman listed 3rd at left tackle.

  13. Tom Osborne: I'm opposed to gambling.

     

    Also Tom Osborne: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MoNs0mdKAO8

    1. Redux

      Redux

      I think this basically explains WHY he is opposed to gambling.  Dude's got PTSD.

  14. Are we just going to pretend Lethal Weapon 5 hasn't already been done?

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Yeah, how about a fifth! 

    2. Savage Husker

      Savage Husker

      MV5BM2E4ZDMwNDUtMGVkOC00ZDM1LWIwZmQtOTkw
       

      You’re right, it has been done

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      And Danny DeVito should have won all the Oscars!

  15. RIP Kobe Bryant.

  16. Wait a second, Tennessee made a bowl game?!  I don't want to live on this planet anymore. 

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      ...and they beat a team that beat Nebraska. I'm thinking more like another universe.

  17. I only gained 5lbs over the holidays.   I say that should count as losing 10lbs.

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Should've gained 15

      Only gained 5

      Net result lost 10

      The math is good.

       

      Be careful. If you gain another 15 lbs like that, you'll be nothing but skin and bones :lol:

    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      Checks out.

  18. How early is too early for a whiskey?

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    2. Redux

      Redux

      My current whiskey shelf

      gSlw5I9.jpg

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      @Redux I see you're fond of Jameson.

    4. Redux

      Redux

      How did you guess?

  19. Mike Riley had a regular season record if 18-18 in his 3 year stint at Nebraska.   Frost can match that with a 9-3 record next year.

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    2. Redux

      Redux

      I've forgotten what a bowl gsme feels like

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Of course my opinion was different before Callahan. The only question before then was if we'd only win 10 games. Single digits weren't an option. 80's and 90's it was pretty much a let down if we weren't playing for a natty.

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      I think Frost can match Riley's win total.   He'll have to do a considerably better coaching job than he has since he got his payday, but it's possible. 

  20. One attainable goal for winter S&C is getting full depth on squats.  1/4 squats probably cost us 4 games this year.

    1. Scratchtown

      Scratchtown

      I agree to an extent. Here the problem with S&C guys these days. They are ALL trying to be revolutionary for one thing.....clout. It's awful. 

       

      Quarter squats don't put you in a position to "push through when it gets tough"....lifting should always be about that quoted line right there. When you hit the wall, you flipping SLAM through it.

  21. Crap.  Get the sunshine pump oiled up.

  22. These 8 balls of cocaine should be illegal.

    1. JJ Husker
    2. funhusker

      funhusker

      If it is anywhere close to as good as Jalapeno Kettle Chips and Dotz, I'm in!!!!

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      Probably more addictive than the kettle chips, but less addictive than the Dots.

  23. All 4-8 seasons are kinda the same, huh?

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