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@Thanks_Tom RR my wife always just says, great job putting in a ton of extra work, as your reward we've got even more work for you. 

I appreciate it though.

I'm not sorry, you're sorry!

@Thanks_Tom RR Yeah, the new position. I've never been in such a dysfunctional department before. The chair and dean are great. Everything else is more or less a cluster. 

It's bad enough that we're probably going to be on the market again next year. I'm a little worried we won't be able to solve the two body problem again and I now have been at two institutes in three years which isn't a great look. 

On the bright side I've been able to get a research lab up and running with two approved IRBs and have submitted two grants this semester all while on a 3/3. 

It's true. I'm actually working with the AD at my current university to see if we can do this with the teams here. I'm hoping that I can get a little momentum behind the application of this stuff to sports. 

I should be clear, one of the priorities is a mask with the soulless eyes. 

But it's worth 4 questions in a press conference: 

Finally, everyone will have proof of just how little I know about college football. 

@Cdog923 August 14th. The semester at my current school starts about a week after that. So I gave them around a months notice. My current semester ends August 12th. It's just not enough time to conduct a full TT faculty hunt. 

@Cdog923 my wife and I were offered tenure track positions at the same university. 

I bought some smart thermostats for my new house. Got em from target for 60 dollars off and came with free google home mini's which I'm going to sell to recoup some of the costs. 

@huKSer I think technically you would be in violation of the law. Additionally, if you're only distilling a little you would mainly get the foreshots/heads and the tails, you would have less ethanol and more methanol, acetone, acetaldehyde, and acetate. You really need larger batches to get the good stuff. 

@JJ Husker yeah, distilling is illegal no matter what. 

I'm a whiskey collector and interested in eventually exploring distilling (so I've learned a lot). The start up is a pain and finding the right still/heat source isn't the most fun. Once you get that going though, the process isn't too bad. There are some really great books on it. 

You should probably make a donation, just in case. 

For the price, I love my knockarounds. I've used them exclusively for years now. 

Yeah, unfortunately, we're going to need the PMI. It still will cost us less than rent would and with rent that money is just being lit on fire anyway. I think ideally we would've liked to have saved up for one more year but rent is about 1200 and a mortage including taxes etc is going  to run closer to 900 even with a minimal down payment. Also allows us to get a dog. 

@JJ Husker I'm sure I could google it, but what's drainage and foundation compaction? If you don't want to explain I can hammer it out on my own. 

@darkhorse85 didn't know that was a thing. Thanks!

Horatio

We've lived apart for 2 years, but this is her first year on the job market. We lucked out on literally our last shot. Between the two of us, we submitted I think 92 job applications this year. 

@Savage Husker https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/columnist/nancy-armour/2019/03/29/bruce-pearl-auburn-march-madness-sweet-16/3301783002/?fbclid=IwAR3HN2rPpyx-_BVFbJaJW9HKPURDRsn7IExibAd7XfA01JjTauMofgi1v-E

He's had a history of not great looks. 

To be fair, Auburn did hire a coach that I'm pretty sure sold his soul to the devil. Pearl is about as dirty as you can get. 

I'm happy we got Fred, he seems both clean and good. 

@JJ Husker only by request. I'm only minorly superstitious myself, I held off making this post for a whole half. 

And this is why I don't bet. 

@RedSavage my wife and I bought a Subaru for the 4wd. 

Personally, I drive a Ford Fiesta.  Meets my needs and gets about 42 MPG freeway. Easy on the wallet, easy on the earth. 

Best thing you can do is be mindful to keep politics in the politics forum. Posts like this tend to be where the trouble starts (if politics leak out of the politics forum, this post hasn't done this but has the potential to). 

Glad you're finding an outlet to have a conversation. 

Don't blame the QB, this is FHCMR's doing. Remember that these guys all played well in college.