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  1. commando

    the only bowling this team will do is at sun valley lanes.

    1. The Dude

      The Dude

      Fun fact: my wife and I had our first date there.  Because obviously I'm one classy motherf#&%er.

    2. CheeseHusker

      CheeseHusker

      Nah, they should go to Parkway. For the burgers!

  2. commando

    wtf wisconsin?

     

     

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    2. HuskerInLostWages

      HuskerInLostWages

      Whorses?  Maybe he had a few drinks and went all Gollumy on us.  Those nasty whorses, gollum gollum.

    3. 4skers89

      4skers89

      What does he have against horses?  They should be allowed to have sex.

    4. huKSer

      huKSer

      Took my whorse to the Old Town Road

  3. commando

    I’m not even sure I’ve ever heard of a category 5 toilet

     

     

    1. CheeseHusker

      CheeseHusker

      It's one of those Japanese ones with the butt washer.

  4. commando

    karma is a b#$%&h.  someone stole his truck while he was robbing the store!

     

    https://www.kctv5.com/news/us_world_news/police-man-s-pickup-truck-stolen-while-he-was-robbing/article_1ccd5937-7296-5c1a-9b55-9b5acba30bf3.html

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Is this one of those newfangled pay it backwards things?

  5. commando

    look out andrew

     

     

     

     

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    2. Redux

      Redux

      He could have been a legendary QB.  Came in hurt, never mentally got over that.

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      Never won a damn thing.   No shortage of excuses. 

    4. B.B. Hemingway

      B.B. Hemingway

      @The Dude I'll assume you consider Marino to be mediocre?

  6. commando

    great idea colorado.  this video with a rawhide or ride of the valkyries soundtrack is even better.   lol

     

     

     

  7. commando

    no way, no how...just no

     

     

    1. commando

      commando

      the idea of hot dog flavored ice cream is revolting.

    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Hot Dogs- Good

      Ice Cream- Good

      Hot dog flavored ice cream? Nope.

    3. I AM FOOT FOOT

      I AM FOOT FOOT

      Last month it was Mustard flavored. Just wtf

  8. commando

    Russians say 1 of their nuclear reactors blew up

     

    https://time.com/5649826/russia-nuclear-accident/?utm_medium=social&xid=time_socialflow_twitter&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=socialflow

     

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    2. knapplc

      knapplc

      Now they're telling everyone in the area to evacuate. Way to go, Russia. Screw up the environment again.

       

       

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      I've been assured this particular blast released far less radiation than a single chest X-ray...

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Haha, these bozos learned absolutely nothing from their mistakes at Chernobyl. :facepalm: Well it isn't funny but you know what I mean.

       

      BTW, if you haven't seen Chernobyl on HBO, you simply must find a way to watch it.

  9. commando

    apparently she really wanted to be tased

     

     

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    2. BIGREDIOWAN

      BIGREDIOWAN

      @huKSer just not true at all, that's a huge reach on your part to assume that. :rolleyes:

    3. huKSer

      huKSer

      @BIGREDIOWAN I wasn't reaching - I was talking about how the black lives matter over reached

       

    4. BIGREDIOWAN

      BIGREDIOWAN

      Aw crap, I read that wrong then, I apologize buddy 

  10. commando

    happy 76th b-day mick

     

  11. commando

    sounds like they had 1 heck of a weekend planned

     

     

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    2. I AM FOOT FOOT

      I AM FOOT FOOT

      Hard to believe that no meth was found!

    3. brophog

      brophog

      They were just on their way home from Walmart. 

    4. macroboy

      macroboy

      This is what happens when 4th of July lasts a week.

  12. commando

    chewbacca has died (peter mayhew)

    https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/peter-mayhew-chewbacca-star-wars-224810522.html

     

     

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    2. ladyhawke

      ladyhawke

      R.I.P. Chewie :(

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      Sad day. I actually had a star wars dream last night. It was a movie shoot with the Falcon and Han Solo, but no Chewie...

    4. NoLongerN

      NoLongerN

       

      From 2:08 - 2:50 are my favs!

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    R.I.P. John

     

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Dang! Those were the days.

    2. ladyhawke

      ladyhawke

      I almost cried when I heard this news:(   John was my Dad’s favorite and Dave DeBusschere of the NY  Knicks was mine. Dad would always chant ‘Havlicek, Havlicek, Havlicek!’ when the Celtics got the ball. Great memories. (One of the highlights of my life was meeting Dave when I was 17. I DID cry when he died.) Rest In Peace ‘Hondo’. You were truly one of the best. 

  15. commando

    i keep getting a phone call from myself according to my caller id.   when i answer it's a scammer saying they are from microsoft telling me my ip address is going to be shutdown because it's been compromised by scammers in many countries.    i usually hang up by this time.   should i listen to it further and see what they say next time they call me?

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    2. CheeseHusker

      CheeseHusker

      I get calls like this frequently as well.... the phone number is always very close to mine, with two or three numbers changed.

       

    3. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      I keep getting the ones saying today is my last chance to reduce my credit card rates.  I always hit #1 and talk to the agent who is always foreign and ask him if this is REALLY my last chance? He instantly says yes and before he goes into his spiel I say "GREAT....now you will stop calling me!!!"

       

    4. Frostberg

      Frostberg

      Their customer service is terrible! They always end up hanging up on me when they catch on that i'm giving them fake credit card and social security numbers.

  16. commando

    he's hopping mad

     

     

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    2. BigRedBuster

      BigRedBuster

      The bunny boxing dance at the end is priceless.

    3. commando

      commando

       never trust a brawling easter bunny

       

      https://www.mynews13.com/fl/orlando/news/2019/04/23/authorities--brawling-easter-bunny-has-arrests--wanted-in-new-jersey

    4. NM11046

      NM11046

      How nobody is laughing that is actually there is amazing.

  17. commando

    nice

     

     

    1. C N Red

      C N Red

      I actually just shot one of these on my ranch this last weekend. Pretty fun to hunt.

    2. commando

      commando

      was it a buck or doe.  the does are much more dangerous to hunt.

       

  18. commando

    paging willie nelson

     

     

     

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    2. commando

      commando

      maybe quality control standards that they have no idea that the seized pot would/wouldn't meet?  :dunno  

    3. suh_fan93

      suh_fan93

      Because the DEA is the devil.

       

       

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Actually the answer is probably because it's still a federal offense. But it just seems like such a waste. Probably can't be avoided though since seized weed isn't of verifiable strength or origin. I know that wouldn't fly in Colorado.

  19. commando

    they did this with a $0 budget.  i am impressed.

     

     

     

    1. Toe

      Toe

      Daaaaaaaaaaaaang!

       

      https://ew.com/movies/2019/03/23/alien-the-play-new-jersey-high-school/

  20. commando

    poor bear

     

     

  21. commando

    oops

     

     

  22. commando

    his mom and dad must be proud

     

     

     
    1. huKSer

      huKSer

       

       

      Is he dating and/or related to Samantha Lynn Goudie - alias @Vodka_Samm?

    2. krc1995

      krc1995

      It's Iowa. They're all related. 

    3. macroboy

      macroboy

      This is what I think of when I hear the word libertarian

  23. commando

    major event at new york power plant.   kind of looks like when the ghost busters lost containment.  check out some of the videos he links here.

     

     

    1. Hedley Lamarr

      Hedley Lamarr

      #FirstContact

  24. commando

    the weedboro man?

     

     

    1. Undone

      Undone

      Maybe a good time to buy some NYSE: 'PM' (Philip Morris)?

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      They're learning from the oil companies

    3. Frostberg

      Frostberg

      Hopefully they don't add tons of toxins like they do in their cigs

  25. commando

    good dog

     

     

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