teachercd Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 So, without sounding like a total bragger, things have been going pretty great, so I decided to join Costco since a new one opened up by me. This is only the second membership I have ever had, the first being part of the Members Only jacket club, when I was gifted a light blue Members Only jacket when I was around 11 years old. Now, I know what some of you are thinking..."Teach, how can you afford that?" and "Teach, how dare you become a member of a giant greedy corporation that is putting Mom and Pop stores out of business" and "Teach, can you PLEASE teach me how to talk to women, I am super lame when it comes to the females" I get it, I know some of you are not members and I know some of you don't even live near one and can only dream of people a member of a super exclusive club, but enough about me. I will be sharing some of my thoughts on the things I bought. Think of these as reviews, if you like, because well they are reviews. First up The Premade Gyro Kit Cost: 19 dollars What it comes with: 6 pitas, lettuce, chopped up cucumbers, tomatoes, two containers of Tzatziki sauce and a container of blue cheese crumbles. And of course the delicious gyro meat. Review: Totally worth it, easily makes 6 gyros but you can probably stretch it even more. You have 3-4 days to eat them, give or take and you will have left over Tzatziki sauce, which is a plus. Score: Considering this comes to about 3.50 cents per gyro and it is really good, this is a no-brainer purchase. 4/4 thumbs up. 1 2 2 Quote Link to comment
JJ Husker Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 Ooooh, fancy, a Costco member. Fat stacks from your teach’s gambling on stocks picks I assume. 1 1 Quote Link to comment
teachercd Posted July 31 Author Share Posted July 31 4 minutes ago, JJ Husker said: Ooooh, fancy, a Costco member. Fat stacks from your teach’s gambling on stocks picks I assume. Again...I don't want to brag... But, if you are thinking about joining, feel free to drop my name when you go to see if you can become a member. 4 Quote Link to comment
Decked Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 I thought you just spent all your money on fast cars, women, & alcohol personally. Probably hopped into your 69 Chevelle after art class armed with a leather jacket and cigarette to cruise around town. That is the Teach I like to envision that posts on this board. But a man does have to eat. I too can vouch for the gyros. 1 1 Quote Link to comment
teachercd Posted July 31 Author Share Posted July 31 25 minutes ago, Decked said: I thought you just spent all your money on fast cars, women, & alcohol personally. Probably hopped into your 69 Chevelle after art class armed with a leather jacket and cigarette to cruise around town. That is the Teach I like to envision that posts on this board. But a man does have to eat. I too can vouch for the gyros. I actually like the your version of me more than the real me!!! Do you picture the pack of smokes being rolled up in my sleeve?? Also...you want your head to explode? I drive a honda. Just typing that made me feel like less of a man. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Decked Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 4 hours ago, teachercd said: I actually like the your version of me more than the real me!!! Do you picture the pack of smokes being rolled up in my sleeve?? Also...you want your head to explode? I drive a honda. Just typing that made me feel like less of a man. I’d like to think you have a few good hideouts for your cigs. Maybe inside an old book at work. Quote Link to comment
krc1995 Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 11 hours ago, teachercd said: So, without sounding like a total bragger, things have been going pretty great, so I decided to join Costco since a new one opened up by me. This is only the second membership I have ever had, the first being part of the Members Only jacket club, when I was gifted a light blue Members Only jacket when I was around 11 years old. Now, I know what some of you are thinking..."Teach, how can you afford that?" and "Teach, how dare you become a member of a giant greedy corporation that is putting Mom and Pop stores out of business" and "Teach, can you PLEASE teach me how to talk to women, I am super lame when it comes to the females" I get it, I know some of you are not members and I know some of you don't even live near one and can only dream of people a member of a super exclusive club, but enough about me. I will be sharing some of my thoughts on the things I bought. Think of these as reviews, if you like, because well they are reviews. First up The Premade Gyro Kit Cost: 19 dollars What it comes with: 6 pitas, lettuce, chopped up cucumbers, tomatoes, two containers of Tzatziki sauce and a container of blue cheese crumbles. And of course the delicious gyro meat. Review: Totally worth it, easily makes 6 gyros but you can probably stretch it even more. You have 3-4 days to eat them, give or take and you will have left over Tzatziki sauce, which is a plus. Score: Considering this comes to about 3.50 cents per gyro and it is really good, this is a no-brainer purchase. 4/4 thumbs up. You have four thumbs? Are they on the same hand? Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 Costco has some good stuff but not having order pickup and constantly moving everything around in the store is a huge turnoff for me 1 Quote Link to comment
teachercd Posted August 1 Author Share Posted August 1 1 hour ago, GSG said: Costco has some good stuff but not having order pickup and constantly moving everything around in the store is a huge turnoff for me I do not understand the flow of the store yet, it is confusing when I am in there and that annoys me. 1 Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 16 minutes ago, teachercd said: I do not understand the flow of the store yet, it is confusing when I am in there and that annoys me. Don't get used to it cuz it'll change in a month lol We cancelled our Costco membership mostly because our local store was small (smallest one I've been to) and the parking was s#!t. I really like the order pickup at Sam's cuz it keeps me from coming home with a cart full of BOGO family size Doritos 3 Quote Link to comment
teachercd Posted August 16 Author Share Posted August 16 Newest Review: Husker quarter zip. Price: 29.99 Red chest, block N in gray, gray sleeves, super comfy, like what I imagine it would be like to cuddle with David Hasselhoff. Probably a 50 dollar quarter zip at most stores. Score: 3 thumbs up. 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Madcows Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 13 hours ago, teachercd said: Newest Review: Husker quarter zip. Price: 29.99 Red chest, block N in gray, gray sleeves, super comfy, like what I imagine it would be like to cuddle with David Hasselhoff. Probably a 50 dollar quarter zip at most stores. Score: 3 thumbs up. Is this on a "Two Thumbs Up" or a "Five Thumbs Up" scale? 1 Quote Link to comment
teachercd Posted August 16 Author Share Posted August 16 55 minutes ago, Madcows said: Is this on a "Two Thumbs Up" or a "Five Thumbs Up" scale? This is on a scale of 5 thumbs still. 1 Quote Link to comment
Xmas32 Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 The lack of a taco kit review is honestly shameful. 1 Quote Link to comment
Nebfanatic Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 Do a chicken bake review we all know it's 5 thumbs but I still want to see the review Quote Link to comment
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