Your yearly Dementia Test

[huskernation20]

I challenge you………….

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's that time of year to take the annual dementia test. (usually

given to seniors, but we also welcome you younger guys to attempt this

brain exercise).

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As

we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use

it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or

non-loss of intelligence.

Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.

The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made

your answer.

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

 

1. What do you put in a toaster?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do something else.

Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't attempt the next

question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content

yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto

World. However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made

from blue brick s and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a

black house is made from black brick s , what is a green house made

from?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks,"

why the hell are you still reading these???

If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over

Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically

divided into West Germany and East Germany .) Anyway, during the

flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last r

emaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure.

Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane

fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East

Germany and West Germany . Whe re would you bury the survivors? East

Germany , West Germany , or no man's land"?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer: You don't bury survivors.

If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you

said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to

MilfordHaven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus. In

Reading , six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In

Swindon, two people get off and four get on . InCardiff, 11 people get

off and 16 people get on . InSwansea, three people get off and five

people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You

then arrive at Milford Haven.

What was the name of the bus driver?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!

Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you.

 

PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!

[papersun87]

The only one I got wrong was number four . . . and I would have gotten it right if the question had been phrased correctly. Seriously, people, there's a difference between a "green house" and a "greenhouse."

 

[huskernation20]

The only one I got wrong was number four . . . and I would have gotten it right if the question had been phrased correctly. Seriously, people, there's a difference between a "green house" and a "greenhouse."

 

 

 

Number 4 was the one about the survivors! You mean #3. Seriously people, there is a difference between #3 and #4! lol

[BIGREDIOWAN]

I didn't get any wrong!!!!

[papersun87]

The only one I got wrong was number four . . . and I would have gotten it right if the question had been phrased correctly. Seriously, people, there's a difference between a "green house" and a "greenhouse."

 

 

 

Number 4 was the one about the survivors! You mean #3. Seriously people, there is a difference between #3 and #4! lol

So I didn't want to scroll back up. Sue me.

[REDSTEEL]

The only one I got wrong was number four . . . and I would have gotten it right if the question had been phrased correctly. Seriously, people, there's a difference between a "green house" and a "greenhouse."

 

 

 

Number 4 was the one about the survivors! You mean #3. Seriously people, there is a difference between #3 and #4! lol

So I didn't want to scroll back up. Sue me.

 

I agree the green house one was vague and both answers should be correct.

[COHUSKER]

Didn't miss any

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

I didn't get past the first one...

 

Probably because I like coloring books and putting stickers on my helmet.

[huskernation20]

I didn't get past the first one...

 

Probably because I like coloring books and putting stickers on my helmet.

 

 

and ICE CWEAM?!!!!

[BIGREDIOWAN]

I didn't get past the first one...

 

Probably because I like coloring books and putting stickers on my helmet.