Cy the Cyclone
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Week 10 and the carnage continues as the race for a Big 12 Champion just gets more screwed up as the games go on. Having added another 5 correct predictions (and the one wrong one…thanks Kansas :angry: ) to my amazingly fantastic record, you can find me perched atop a stellar 38-12 record this year, gazing down on all of you peasants and serfs as you labor to attain football prognosticator mediocrity status….Now, the picks for week 10.
Missouri (6-2) at Baylor (3-5) – After the OK-State hiccup for Missouri, they should be ready to finally be able to take out a South opponent. The Missouri defense which we all like to classify as questionable has been the best the North has to offer…which ain’t saying a lot. Baylor is getting better but they’ve run out of Iowa States, Northwestern States and Washington States to play. Maybe if they were playing Missouri State it would help? On the bright side…the rest of their games this year will be played in their own state, which could help recruiting…for Texas <_<
Missouri (7-2) over Baylor (3-6)
Colorado (4-4) at Texas A&M (3-5) – Colorado looked absolutely horrible against Missouri and have scored the least amount of points of any Big 12 school...in any sport, including baseball! (just kidding...kinda)...and how many people were saying just weeks ago how tough Colorado was going to be? Not happening in Boulder this year. Texas A&M has no defense but, for the second week in a row they won’t really be needing one as Colorado’s defense has proven to be just slightly less inept than their offense (though not at inept as A&M’s which is equally horrible)
Texas A&M (4-5) over Colorado (4-5)
Iowa State (2-6) at Oklahoma State (7-1) – Nice of the Big 12 to give OK-State a bye week and credit for a win too... <_< Iowa State has become the motivational speaker that companies hire to pump up their employees…you hire them to come to your stadium, you pound the crap out of them to gain team confidence, then they take their money and move on to the next program that needs some momentum. ISU, The Designated Bye Week of the Big 12.... :angry:
OK State (8-1) over Iowa State (2-7)
Kansas State (4-4) at Kansas (5-3) – Hey Kansas...thanks for screwing up my predictions for yet another damn weekend! Just to show you there are no hard feelings, I’ll go ahead and seal your doom and pick you over Kansas State. Take that you bastards :angry: Frankly…I think Kansas State is going to win this game if only so I don’t have to wear a stupid Jayhawk hat. The Kansas defense is getting totally trounced and, surprisingly, K-State has managed to put together some pretty good offensive efforts against some average teams this year. Look in the dictionary under “average” and you’ll find a picture of the 2008 Kansas football team
Kansas (6-3) over Kansas State (4-5)….but not really. K-State will actually win.
Nebraska (5-3) at Oklahoma (7-1) – Well, Nebraska has looked pretty good lately. They pounded on their scout team (also known as Iowa State) and then whipped up on the perennial South whipping boy (Baylor)…but now it’s on the road against a team that could realistically be the 2008 National Champion…bah, who am I kidding? As long as Stoops is around, there is no way Oklahoma wins any bowl game…but they will beat the Huskers, who are playing better…but are still a long way (and a defensive secondary) away from Oklahoma level.
Oklahoma (8-1) over Nebraska (5-4)
Texas (8-0) at Texas Tech (8-0) – This one has all the makings of a classic defensive struggle doesn’t it? Bwhahahaha….forget about it. Before the season started, I predicted Tech would be playing in the Big 12 Championship and you all scoffed…that’s why I am a football God and you all are just…mere fans. Texas has played and beaten more quality opponents than Texas Tech but there is just something about Tech that I like. It’ll be fun watching them get passed over by the BCS selection committee so they can put Ohio State and USC in the Championship game this year. Getting Texas out of the way with a loss and then having Tech get smashed by OK-State and Oklahoma is just part of the grand BCS conspiracy plan. <_<
Texas Tech (9-0) over Texas (8-1)
There you go….five sure winners and a stealth pick that I will claim as a win no matter who comes out on top of it…because when the state of Kansas loses, EVERYBODY wins. Feel free to reveal your foolishness for all to see by disagreeing with any of my correct predictions.
Missouri (6-2) at Baylor (3-5) – After the OK-State hiccup for Missouri, they should be ready to finally be able to take out a South opponent. The Missouri defense which we all like to classify as questionable has been the best the North has to offer…which ain’t saying a lot. Baylor is getting better but they’ve run out of Iowa States, Northwestern States and Washington States to play. Maybe if they were playing Missouri State it would help? On the bright side…the rest of their games this year will be played in their own state, which could help recruiting…for Texas <_<
Missouri (7-2) over Baylor (3-6)
Colorado (4-4) at Texas A&M (3-5) – Colorado looked absolutely horrible against Missouri and have scored the least amount of points of any Big 12 school...in any sport, including baseball! (just kidding...kinda)...and how many people were saying just weeks ago how tough Colorado was going to be? Not happening in Boulder this year. Texas A&M has no defense but, for the second week in a row they won’t really be needing one as Colorado’s defense has proven to be just slightly less inept than their offense (though not at inept as A&M’s which is equally horrible)
Texas A&M (4-5) over Colorado (4-5)
Iowa State (2-6) at Oklahoma State (7-1) – Nice of the Big 12 to give OK-State a bye week and credit for a win too... <_< Iowa State has become the motivational speaker that companies hire to pump up their employees…you hire them to come to your stadium, you pound the crap out of them to gain team confidence, then they take their money and move on to the next program that needs some momentum. ISU, The Designated Bye Week of the Big 12.... :angry:
OK State (8-1) over Iowa State (2-7)
Kansas State (4-4) at Kansas (5-3) – Hey Kansas...thanks for screwing up my predictions for yet another damn weekend! Just to show you there are no hard feelings, I’ll go ahead and seal your doom and pick you over Kansas State. Take that you bastards :angry: Frankly…I think Kansas State is going to win this game if only so I don’t have to wear a stupid Jayhawk hat. The Kansas defense is getting totally trounced and, surprisingly, K-State has managed to put together some pretty good offensive efforts against some average teams this year. Look in the dictionary under “average” and you’ll find a picture of the 2008 Kansas football team
Kansas (6-3) over Kansas State (4-5)….but not really. K-State will actually win.
Nebraska (5-3) at Oklahoma (7-1) – Well, Nebraska has looked pretty good lately. They pounded on their scout team (also known as Iowa State) and then whipped up on the perennial South whipping boy (Baylor)…but now it’s on the road against a team that could realistically be the 2008 National Champion…bah, who am I kidding? As long as Stoops is around, there is no way Oklahoma wins any bowl game…but they will beat the Huskers, who are playing better…but are still a long way (and a defensive secondary) away from Oklahoma level.
Oklahoma (8-1) over Nebraska (5-4)
Texas (8-0) at Texas Tech (8-0) – This one has all the makings of a classic defensive struggle doesn’t it? Bwhahahaha….forget about it. Before the season started, I predicted Tech would be playing in the Big 12 Championship and you all scoffed…that’s why I am a football God and you all are just…mere fans. Texas has played and beaten more quality opponents than Texas Tech but there is just something about Tech that I like. It’ll be fun watching them get passed over by the BCS selection committee so they can put Ohio State and USC in the Championship game this year. Getting Texas out of the way with a loss and then having Tech get smashed by OK-State and Oklahoma is just part of the grand BCS conspiracy plan. <_<
Texas Tech (9-0) over Texas (8-1)
There you go….five sure winners and a stealth pick that I will claim as a win no matter who comes out on top of it…because when the state of Kansas loses, EVERYBODY wins. Feel free to reveal your foolishness for all to see by disagreeing with any of my correct predictions.