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Suit of Death


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I'm starting to think this one's kinda lame, oh well, we'll finish it...

 

Questions so far:

Does he have both hands? YES

Brain Cancer NO

Is he inside? NO

Is he wearing a business suit? NO

Was he shot? NO

He is Michael Jackson, and he is dead because people hate child molesters. NO

Does he have any visible wounds? NO

Does he have any kind of weapon in him? NO

Does he have any kind of weapon on him? NO

Does he have any kind of weapon near him? NO

Is the suit a tuxedo? NO

Is the suit a swimsuit? NO

Does he have make-up on? NO

Was he working when he died? YES

Was he electrocuted? NO

Was he poisoned? NO

He's a pitcher that just got hit in the head by a line-drive by a juiced-up Barry Bonds and he was killed instantly. NO

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