tattooedhusker Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Step Brothers: "I have a headache." "Maybe it's a tumor." "It's not a tumor! Not a tumor!!" Quote Link to comment
fro daddy Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Step Brothers: "I have a headache." "Maybe it's a tumor." "It's not a tumor! Not a tumor!!" Kindergarden Cop Friend - "Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of 'Everybody Loves Raymond'. Only it doesn't last 22 minutes, it last forever." Quote Link to comment
holvy83 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Step Brothers: "I have a headache." "Maybe it's a tumor." "It's not a tumor! Not a tumor!!" Kindergarten Cop "Dude, no this is serious! I just sharted!!" Quote Link to comment
holvy83 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Step Brothers: "I have a headache." "Maybe it's a tumor." "It's not a tumor! Not a tumor!!" Kindergarden Cop Friend - "Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of 'Everybody Loves Raymond'. Only it doesn't last 22 minutes, it last forever." Knocked Up "If I'm not back in 5 minutes... wait longer" Quote Link to comment
fro daddy Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Step Brothers: "I have a headache." "Maybe it's a tumor." "It's not a tumor! Not a tumor!!" Kindergarden Cop Friend - "Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of 'Everybody Loves Raymond'. Only it doesn't last 22 minutes, it last forever." Knocked Up "If I'm not back in 5 minutes... wait longer" Ace Ventura Scene - Two men are fighting against a large group of men. Guy #1 - Watch my back Guy #2 - Your back just got punched twice Guy#1 - Thank you! EDIT** Here is another one from the same movie. Man - "A chastity belt! That's going to chafe my willy!" Quote Link to comment
killer cacti Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 Robin Hood: Men in Tights... "Have you ever been with a girl, ######?" "I sit next to them in my Home Economics class..." Quote Link to comment
tattooedhusker Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Forest Gump. “Everybody wants to see anybody f#*k. I hate Rosie O’Donnell but if somebody said, “I got a tape of Rosie O’Donnell getting f'd stupid,” I’d be like, “Why the f#*k aren’t we watching that right now?”" Quote Link to comment
tattooedhusker Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Can't let this die, so i'll answer my own. Zach & Miri Make a Porno "Ozzy I'm happy for ya, at least you've seen a nice bod while Heather's off suckin' dick." "******* keep your fantasies to yourself." "Dude, use your f'ing' brain. 'Oh I'm American college chick, la-la-la, your European cultural sh#t is so charming. Oh hey, hot Spanish guy, love your accent....love your ding-dong.' I'm tellin' ya man, right now there's a dick in your girlfriends mouth." Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Damnit, I've seen that movie before and laughed my a$$ off at that particuliar line, but I can't remember it for the life of me. Quote Link to comment
holvy83 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Can't let this die, so i'll answer my own. Zach & Miri Make a Porno "Ozzy I'm happy for ya, at least you've seen a nice bod while Heather's off suckin' dick." "******* keep your fantasies to yourself." "Dude, use your f'ing' brain. 'Oh I'm American college chick, la-la-la, your European cultural sh#t is so charming. Oh hey, hot Spanish guy, love your accent....love your ding-dong.' I'm tellin' ya man, right now there's a dick in your girlfriends mouth." American Pie 2 "you using the whole fist Doc?" Quote Link to comment
tattooedhusker Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Fletch " Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh#t he is! Hallelujah! Holy sh#t! Where’s the Tylenol?" Quote Link to comment
holvy83 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Christmas Vacation A big for knowing that rant!! "next time i see that bleeker kid i am going to punch him in the wiener!" Quote Link to comment
huskerfan500 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 "next time i see that bleeker kid i am going to punch him in the wiener!" Juno Yes I finally knew one "Shut the f#$k up, Next Question" Quote Link to comment
Vince from ShamWOW Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 "next time i see that bleeker kid i am going to punch him in the wiener!" Juno Yes I finally knew one "Shut the f#$k up, Next Question" The Girl Next Door Staying on the same F bomb theme: "Aw, f.uck you! F.uck the lot of you! F.uck you all!" Quote Link to comment
Biff Clarn Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Haven't posted for a while, but gotta play this one. The Girl Next door. Next: "Birds gotta eat, same as worms" Quote Link to comment
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