Bump when under the influence, formerly Bump when drunk

[RedRedJarvisRedwine 1,255]

Birthday drunk BUMP.

 

Lightweight. You want a Zima with your tampon bitch?

Dont forget the Jolly Ranchers!

[Blackshirts007 780]

About to be drunk from now j til Sunday afternoon better bump now

[tschu 1,594]

Hello, gentlemen

[808Husker in KCMO 87]

BIZZUMP!!!

[Nebula 411]

Word life, son! Where's the mofuckin Zima?

 

I meant semen. Err, meant peelin? Like, that awful fifth of Chernobyl brand vodka some idiot bought that seems to be the only garbage left around this goddamn travesty of a an early evening? It peels paint, lacerates my organs, and gives daddy what he needs. The Peelin'. And: The anger fuel I need to complete my project in the garage.

 

What project? Secret. Super secret. It involves rolling my own cigarette, but the magic trick is that I have no tobacco, and I don't know how to roll things. (I believe I've found an acceptable alternative.)

 

So, mutation liquor should help shore this thing up. It's running at least as effectively as your average Pentagon project.

[fighting_pelinis 1]

Bumpity, bump, bump

[tschu 1,594]

I expect many people to join me tonight.

 

42-10 at half

[MLB 51 2,672]

Drunk. And Pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BIGREDIOWAN 2,899]

Getting there............

[MLB 51 2,672]

There. And morte.

[Hammerhead 548]

Let us drink to forget tonight, Husker fans.

[NUance 8,985]

^^ Yeah. I'm about three drinks ahead of you.

[tschu 1,594]

I'm still drunk

[Blackshirts007 780]

so drunk, and im pretty sure i still canot comprehend this game

[GSG 11,580]

I actually yelled at the TV tonight. I've been pretty drunk/calm most of the season, but I got pretty worked up tonight.

 

I watched a Russell Peters stand-up afterwards. It made me feel less awful