RedRedJarvisRedwine 1,255 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Birthday drunk BUMP. Lightweight. You want a Zima with your tampon bitch? Dont forget the Jolly Ranchers! Quote Link to post
Blackshirts007 780 Posted December 1, 2012 Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 About to be drunk from now j til Sunday afternoon better bump now Quote Link to post
tschu 1,594 Posted December 1, 2012 Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 Hello, gentlemen Quote Link to post
808Husker in KCMO 87 Posted December 1, 2012 Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 BIZZUMP!!! Quote Link to post
Nebula 411 Posted December 1, 2012 Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 Word life, son! Where's the mofuckin Zima? I meant semen. Err, meant peelin? Like, that awful fifth of Chernobyl brand vodka some idiot bought that seems to be the only garbage left around this goddamn travesty of a an early evening? It peels paint, lacerates my organs, and gives daddy what he needs. The Peelin'. And: The anger fuel I need to complete my project in the garage. What project? Secret. Super secret. It involves rolling my own cigarette, but the magic trick is that I have no tobacco, and I don't know how to roll things. (I believe I've found an acceptable alternative.) So, mutation liquor should help shore this thing up. It's running at least as effectively as your average Pentagon project. Quote Link to post
fighting_pelinis 1 Posted December 1, 2012 Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 Bumpity, bump, bump Quote Link to post
tschu 1,594 Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 I expect many people to join me tonight. 42-10 at half Quote Link to post
MLB 51 2,672 Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Drunk. And Pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post
BIGREDIOWAN 2,899 Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Getting there............ Quote Link to post
MLB 51 2,672 Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 There. And morte. Quote Link to post
Hammerhead 548 Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Let us drink to forget tonight, Husker fans. Quote Link to post
NUance 8,985 Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 ^^ Yeah. I'm about three drinks ahead of you. Quote Link to post
tschu 1,594 Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 I'm still drunk Quote Link to post
Blackshirts007 780 Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 so drunk, and im pretty sure i still canot comprehend this game Quote Link to post
GSG 11,580 Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 I actually yelled at the TV tonight. I've been pretty drunk/calm most of the season, but I got pretty worked up tonight. I watched a Russell Peters stand-up afterwards. It made me feel less awful Quote Link to post
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