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Hypothetical question: Let's say that you're really, REALLY thirst for a glass of Amaretto and milk. But the sole carton of milk in the fridge only has one glass left in it. And your kid is going to be getting up in four hours, expecting to have a bowl of Cinnamon Life cereal. With milk obviously. Do you: A) knock back that Amaretto and milk; or B) be a trooper and forego?

 

f#*k it. We got Pop Tarts. :lol:

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Hypothetical question: Let's say that you're really, REALLY thirst for a glass of Amaretto and milk. But the sole carton of milk in the fridge only has one glass left in it. And your kid is going to be getting up in four hours, expecting to have a bowl of Cinnamon Life cereal. With milk obviously. Do you: A) knock back that Amaretto and milk; or B) be a trooper and forego?

 

f#*k it. We got Pop Tarts. :lol:

Excellent choice. Kids need to learn the value of having a job, so they can buy milk. :D BUMP!!!!!

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Hypothetical question: Let's say that you're really, REALLY thirst for a glass of Amaretto and milk. But the sole carton of milk in the fridge only has one glass left in it. And your kid is going to be getting up in four hours, expecting to have a bowl of Cinnamon Life cereal. With milk obviously. Do you: A) knock back that Amaretto and milk; or B) be a trooper and forego?

 

f#*k it. We got Pop Tarts. :lol:

Excellent choice. Kids need to learn the value of having a job, so they can buy milk. :D BUMP!!!!!

I actually did have that last glass of milk with some Amaretto. It was GREAT!! But then the next morning--hungover as sh#t--I went fix a bowl of cereal and, f#*k!, WHO drank the last of the milk? Oh. It was me. Nevermind. :lol:

 

/ you know, I'm two beers and a glass of whiskey in, and just writing this makes me thirst for some Amaretto milk. I just hope there's more than one glass of milk this time. LOL

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