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They grow football players like we grow soybeans. You know... maybe not our #1 export, but up there.

 

ZZ Top. Okay, stuff after Eliminator was not as good. But whatever. The guys make a lot of neat noise with three dudes.

 

Last time I was in Texas, and this has been a few years ago, so maybe it's changed... as long as you weren't driving the car, you could drink. That's pretty special right there. Nothing like watching vast fields of nothing roll by while knocking back a few American macrobrews.

 

That's three. That was tough.

 

FYI - GW Bush was born in New Haven, Conneticut. Not a native Texan. That could be good, that could be bad... I ain't here to argue either way.

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None of the current Longhorn players or coaches have kiddie porn, bestiality, enticement or pedophile charges pending.

 

The 'horns only go 'Brokeback Mountain' with each other.

 

ut scored more points in the Polls than KSU:

AP ut 5 - KSU 1

USA ut 31 - KSU 0 and

Harris ut 30 - KSU 20

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1) They are considering changing campus building names to no longer be named after KKK founders, who gave pro-klan speeches on campus.

2) They have not cheated to win games yet this season.

3) They have not decimated the MLK statue on campus for the last few months.

 

:)

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