Mulletpelini Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Jack Black used Rex as motivation for this scene Quote Link to comment
husker_hurdler Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Rex Burkhead doesn't shoot a gun, he throws a bullet. Quote Link to comment
AllTheGoodNamesAreTaken Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 sharks celebrate "rex week". Charmin was going to release 'rex burkhead toilet paper', but it was discontinued. rex burkhead doesnt take sh#t from anybody. rex burkhead doesnt flush the toilet. he scares the crap out of it. rex burkhead once got a royal flush.... playing scrabble. Quote Link to comment
DJR313 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Rex Burkhead, Bill Brasky and Chuck Norris once met. Unfortunately, the world could not contain that level of awesomeness and the event was erased from recorded history. Quote Link to comment
BrooklynsFinest Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Rex Burkhead knows exactly where Carmen San Diego is because he stiff armed her ass on his way to the endzone. Quote Link to comment
1_NUFAN Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Rex Burkhead adjusts the sun for daylight savings. Quote Link to comment
Blackshirts33 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 What do these guys have in common: Walter Payton RB, Gale Sayers RB, Emmitt Smith RB, Barry Sanders RB. They all are hall of fame Rex Burkhead's. Quote Link to comment
BIG ERN Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Rex Burkhead 1 Quote Link to comment
Huskerville Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 "4th Dimension Scoring in 3D" Starring 5 star RB Rex Burkhead Quote Link to comment
308_Husker Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 This thread will be enshrined with the legends of Huskerboard.com alongside The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread. Quote Link to comment
gin_32 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Definition STRENGTH - noun 1. The quality or state of being strong; bodily or muscular power; vigor 2. Mental power, forec, or vigor 3. Moral power, firmness, or courage 4. Power by reason of influence, authority, resources, numbers.. 5. Rex Burkhead Quote Link to comment
ShawnWatson Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Rex Burkehead was Forrest's other best good friend. 1 Quote Link to comment
1_NUFAN Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Rex Burkhead does not wear a condom, because there is no protection from Rex Burkhead. 1 Quote Link to comment
hskerholic Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 When Rex goes swimming in the ocean jelly fish pee on themselves to make the sting go away! Quote Link to comment
hskerholic Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Only two things come from Texas, Rex Burkhead and queers and you don't have a 22 on your chest! Quote Link to comment
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