Jason Sitoke Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Rex Burkhead can divide by zero. Quote Link to comment
JJ Husker Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 He's rexy and he knows it. Quote Link to comment
ohiohusker Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Before Saturday's game against Michigan State.......I got a "high five" from Rex Burkhead as he was running out of the locker room! Quote Link to comment
AK-47 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Rex Burkhead doesn't need to eat, but food uses his body for protection. Quote Link to comment
AK-47 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Before Saturday's game against Michigan State.......I got a "high five" from Rex Burkhead as he was running out of the locker room! Â Before Saturday's game against Michigan State.......I got a "high five" from Rex Burkhead as he was running out of the locker room and I pissed all over myself ** Â There, I fixed it. Quote Link to comment
JJ Husker Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 On the first day God said "let there be light", Rex Burkhead gave his permission, and there was light. Quote Link to comment
JJ Husker Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 The devil went down to Georgia because he knew Rex Burkhead had a home game in Lincoln. Quote Link to comment
NUpolo8 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 There was a 7 car pileup on I-80 when Rex Burkhead decided to celebrate the Michigan St win by re-enacting the deleted scene from The Program. Quote Link to comment
mnhusker Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Rex does not sleep ......... he waits. 1 Quote Link to comment
Marf Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Rex Burkhead does not go hunting. That suggests the possibility of failure. Rex Burkhead goes killing. Â Rex Burkhead counted to infinity. Twice. Quote Link to comment
Stumpy1 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Chuck Norris ain't got sh#t on Rex. Quote Link to comment
Husker_x Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 When Tim Tebow is Tebowing, he prays to Rex. Quote Link to comment
Lil' Red Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Rex Burkhead doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square. Quote Link to comment
Haspula Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 The following is a short list of things Rex Burkhead cannot do: . 1 Quote Link to comment
gin_32 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 You know you're 'Rex Burkhead' when Ndamukong Suh wears your jersey for inner-strength Quote Link to comment
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