1_NUFAN Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Rex Burkhead can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Quote Link to comment
Loaded For Bear Posted November 4, 2011 Author Share Posted November 4, 2011 When Rex Burkhead walks off into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him Rex Burkhead keeps the shark 'Jaws' as a pet fish Rex Burkhead was once bitten by a werewolf. When the full moon came, the werewolf turned into Rex Burkhead Rex Burkhead found the fountain of youth. But, he wasn't thirsty. Quote Link to comment
Stickney Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 The pope kisses Rex Burkhead's ring. Quote Link to comment
T_O_Bull Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Chuck Norris is a Rex Burkhead Fan. T_O_B G>B>R Quote Link to comment
It'sNotAFakeID Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 There's a reason they're called Chuck Norris "jokes" and Rex Burkhead "facts". Lincoln thought of naming a street after Rex Burkhead but then reconsidered because no one crosses Rex Burkhead. On Wednesday when it was cold out, Rex Burkhead ran in place so fast that he started a fire warm enough to keep everyone on campus warm. Quote Link to comment
welcomethewall Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Rex's legs make light wish that it were faster. Abe may have freed the slaves, but Rex is everyone's master! Quote Link to comment
hack Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Abducted by aliens from outer space, they asked Rex to probe them. Quote Link to comment
Hammerhead Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 If you create a running back named Rex Burkhead on NCAA Football '12, you'll automatically win 4 national championships, 3 Heisman trophies, 2 Super Bowls, and a Stanley Cup. Quote Link to comment
Chuck_G_23 Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Rex Burkhead wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. 1 Quote Link to comment
C Senor Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 He's human after all. God forbid if Taylor fumbled on the one yard line, we would have his head. Since we can't blame it on Taylor, we'll just blame it on Bo. Quote Link to comment
Jason Sitoke Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 Rex Burkhead is so awesome that he once fumbled, and HuskerBoard did not call for his benching. 2 Quote Link to comment
C Senor Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 'week to week fans' say Rex Burkhead is so awesome, he once fumbled on the one yard line to lose the game, just to see what it's like to be Taylor Martinez (once the most worshiped and hated man in Nebraska) but instead the fans blame it on Bo (the man they once worshshiped, but know hate). From the 'week to week' fans: Dear Lord Awesomeness, I forgive you, just don't fumble again, or you will be the most hated man in Nebraska! Quote Link to comment
It'sNotAFakeID Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Rex Burkhead didn't fumble the ball yesterday. The ball just couldn't keep up with how fast Rex Burkhead was running Quote Link to comment
Huskerville Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Rex Burkhead looked at a map, caused an earthquake in Oklahoma. Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Rex Burkhead is the world's greatest magician. He made all of our other running backs disappear. Quote Link to comment
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