*** HB Misc Topic bullsh#t Thread ***

[NUance]

Report: Naked woman distracts man as her accomplice robs his house

 

Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife. It can lead to some unexpected consequences.

 

A Tennessee man found this out the hard way when a woman dipped in his pool, naked, as her husband robbed his home.

 

 

http://www.cnn.com/2....html?hpt=hp_t3

 

 

"I went and got her a towel, she dried off and all of a sudden she was soaking wet again," Amaral told the affiliate. "I escorted her outside and invited her to church

What, they have a pool at his church too?

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Have fun trying to sleep tonight

 

[NUance]

^^ WTF?? That is some creepy freaky sh#t right there.

[NUance]

Friday morning music medley:

 

Luna, 23 Minutes in Brussels

 

LINK The Cars, Moving in Stereo

 

Three Dog Night, Never been to Spain

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Friday morning music medley:

 

Luna, 23 Minutes in Brussels

 

I like this one, a lot. Kinda wish it was actually 23 minutes long!

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Did anybody watch this? Good to see the Dad from Home Alone and Tara Reid still finding work.

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WTF are "break up pants?"

 

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/dumped-woman-gets-boost-container-211320305.html

[Stumpy1]

A buddy of mine is getting a divorce and his wife wants it to be a partial divorce...WTF is a partial divorce. From what he is telling me, she wants to be able to go do whatever she wants and still have him provide for her and pay her child support while she still lives in the same house as him.

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A buddy of mine is getting a divorce and his wife wants it to be a partial divorce...WTF is a partial divorce. From what he is telling me, she wants to be able to go do whatever she wants and still have him provide for her and pay her child support while she still lives in the same house as him.

 

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[MLB 51]

A buddy of mine is getting a divorce and his wife wants it to be a partial divorce...WTF is a partial divorce. From what he is telling me, she wants to be able to go do whatever she wants and still have him provide for her and pay her child support while she still lives in the same house as him.

[NUance]

• Listens to obscure indie-rock bands
  
• Collects and wears old felt fedoras
  
• Smokes a pipe (tobacco, damnit!_______________/usually.)
  
• Always spouting off about weird philosophies and theories
  
• Buys and wears vintage clothing. Like old bowling shirts and suit jackets.
  

A friend of mine pointed out that I do all these things. Because of this she claims I'm a hipster. What? Am I a hipster??

 

 

I told her that if I am a hipster, it's because hipsters copy me. Not because I embrace being a hipster.

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A buddy of mine is getting a divorce and his wife wants it to be a partial divorce...WTF is a partial divorce. From what he is telling me, she wants to be able to go do whatever she wants and still have him provide for her and pay her child support while she still lives in the same house as him.

That's literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard. If I was your buddy I would file for divorce now, and tell her to go f#*k herself.

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• Listens to obscure indie-rock bands
  
• Collects and wears old felt fedoras
  
• Smokes a pipe (tobacco, damnit!_______________/usually.)
  
• Always spouting off about weird philosophies and theories
  
• Buys and wears vintage clothing. Like old bowling shirts and suit jackets.
  

A friend of mine pointed out that I do all these things. Because of this she claims I'm a hipster. What? Am I a hipster??

 

 

 

I told her that if I am a hipster, it's because hipsters copy me. Not because I embrace being a hipster.

Do you dress like this Nuance?

 

[NUance]

A buddy of mine is getting a divorce and his wife wants it to be a partial divorce...WTF is a partial divorce. From what he is telling me, she wants to be able to go do whatever she wants and still have him provide for her and pay her child support while she still lives in the same house as him.

 

Sounds like she wants to wear the pants in the family. The break-up pants.