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2 hours ago, Decoy73 said:

from the article:

 

Prison officials have been doing preliminary research into how firing squads carry out executions in other states, but are not sure how long it will take to have one in place in South Carolina. 

 

Good God. What could go wrong?

 

It’s been my opinion that legislators voting for and governors signing off on capital punishment methods should be required to personally witness the next one in person.  If it really is “justice “ vs state sponsored revenge,  then they should have no problem with it.   

Only the governor?  They should make executions pay-per-view events.  Preferably using the guillotine.  

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World's largest iceberg breaks off from Antarctica

By Ivana Kottasová, CNN   Updated 4:27 AM ET, Thu May 20, 2021

 

(CNN)The world's largest iceberg has calved from Antarctica over the past few days, a giant floating piece of ice close to 80 times the size of Manhattan.  LINK

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[Roxy15]

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic

garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in

awhile, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. 

Noticing this, a Policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20

bills falling Out of that bag."

"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and

see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.."

"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did you get all that

money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to

the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and

pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used

to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know.

Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, on game days, I

stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge

clippers. Every time some guy sticks his pecker through my fence, I

surprise him, Grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off

it comes.'

"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck!

Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody pays."

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[Roxy15]

[Mavric]

 

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[suh_fan93]

[knapplc]

Just a routine ground-out to third...

 

 

[B.B. Hemingway]

55 minutes ago, knapplc said:

Just a routine ground-out to third...

 

 

 

The Taylor Martinez of the Chicago Cubs.... That was pretty sweet.

[deedsker]

1 hour ago, knapplc said:

Just a routine ground-out to third...

 

 

I didn't know baseball had the equivalent of football's "I am going to throw the ball even though I am way past the LOS, fake out". Truly one for the ages.

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