NM11046 Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 2 hours ago, Scarlet Overkill said: There’s a McD’s right across from where the fireworks display was planned last night, so went into the restroom and I thought of you. Thankfully there was more than one stall available. I mean, how do they not notice the puddles on the seat before they leave? How can they not be completely embarrassed that the person walking in behind them is seeing that? Quote Link to comment
Scarlet Overkill Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 5 hours ago, NM11046 said: I mean, how do they not notice the puddles on the seat before they leave? How can they not be completely embarrassed that the person walking in behind them is seeing that? Because at that point, it becomes someone else’s problem. Quote Link to comment
teachercd Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Here is one...stalls with NO STALL DOOR! My god, I hate that. Picture it, the year was 200-something (right now you should be seeing blurry waves in front of your eyes), I am at Office West Lounge in Omaha. I am looking good and feeling it...we have a solid group with us, the usual ratio for our group. 6 to 0 guys to girls...but we are all feeling it. After the 5th round of Golden Tee and TALKING about approaching some girls that clearly walked in thinking that Office West was going to be fun and not more like a drinking cemetery...I get that knot in my stomach and I know...I have about 90 seconds before I s#!t myself. I come up with a pretty cool line to my buddies "Hey, I will be right back" and of course, they totally buy it. I head to the bathroom and realize not only is the outside door propped open...but there is no stall door! I quickly do the math...there were about 20 people in the bar that night, 14 of them were easily WWI vets so I knew I had a little bit of time. I run into the stall rip down my acid washed jeans and start to "release the hounds" before I am even all the way on the seat. I push and push, sweat dripping on my brow, my stomach contracting like I have just done 8 minute abs in fast forward while being hazed at my frat house... It is over...or is it...it isn't. I have a few more horrific pushes left and "it" is all out. I wipe...of course it is one of those times where I have to wipe like 14 times. I finish and pull my jeans back up...I felt like it all lasted less than two minutes. I get back to my table and right away I hear "Good lord, you were gone forever...did you...did you s#!t in there?" 1 Quote Link to comment
BigRedBuster Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 OK....people who wear sunglasses at night or indoors thinking it's a fashion statement. Sorry, no....it makes you look like an idiot. You see this all the time with celebrities and it's idiotic. You're standing up on stage accepting your Oscar award....and.....you think you need sunglasses. 1 1 Quote Link to comment
BigRedBuster Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 Men who can’t figure out how to wear pants so their butt cracks don’t show. Come on....nobody wants to see your hairy butt cleavage. Quote Link to comment
BigRedBuster Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 Yes....it’s stupid. You have my card, now start the f#&%ing gas going into my car. 1 2 Quote Link to comment
GamingGlen Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 Ah yes, gassing up (I don't mean eating at Taco Bell) in the winter.. how I don't miss it living in S. Florida for... (add 1, carry the 3).. 36+ years. Gawd.. that long already. 1 Quote Link to comment
Enhance Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 I've got a couple good ones to add to this list: 1) People who rotate between gym equipment like they're tasting a charcuterie board. Pick a machine, do multiple sets, and get an actual workout in. Get the blood flowing. You're not shopping. 2) People who think you need to pronounce foreign words in the way native speakers do i.e. suggesting an English speaker pronounce Paris "Pear-ee." I haven't had a personal experience of this, but I've seen a bunch of morons recently running around social media suggesting Americans should be doing this and it's nonsense. I've never seen any other nationality held to this standard. It is NORMAL to pronounce words in your native language's linguistics. 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Cdog923 Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 Holy thread resurrection, Batman! Quote Link to comment
admo Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 Drivers have sucked during the cell phone years, but in particular, people forgot about 90 degree turning behaviors. Right Turn: Vehicles turning to their right do so properly, because there is usually a curb to avoid/get around. Left Turn: Vehicles turning left are a$$h@!e drivers that will cut into your ongoing lane as sharp as they want to, with no boundaries or worries. It is up to you stay back and let them do what they want. I hate it. 1 Quote Link to comment
Hagg Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 Smokers. Anywhere. 1 1 Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 8 hours ago, admo said: Drivers have sucked during the cell phone years, but in particular, people forgot about 90 degree turning behaviors. Right Turn: Vehicles turning to their right do so properly, because there is usually a curb to avoid/get around. Left Turn: Vehicles turning left are a$$h@!e drivers that will cut into your ongoing lane as sharp as they want to, with no boundaries or worries. It is up to you stay back and let them do what they want. I hate it. My big one is people turning either direction think they're driving a huge semi with an extra long trailer so they swerve way out to make their turn. I narrowly avoid about 5-10 sideswipes per day. 2 1 Quote Link to comment
Cdog923 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 In regards to drivers, my safe following distance is not an invitation for you to swerve into my lane as quickly as you can with no turn signal. 3 1 1 Quote Link to comment
teachercd Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 People that stop in a middle of an aisle which shopping. Students that come late to class and have to have all eyes on them Students that need to use the restroom, followed quickly by their friend needing to use the restroom. You are not tricking us. People that resurrect old threads 1 1 Quote Link to comment
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