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Hey, Dad, can I use your binoculars?

These don't even work. I can't see out of them.

Those aren't binoculars, son. They hold daddy's cough medicine.

Ah yes, the old binocular flask trick. Only to be out done by the easily hidden bota bag fulla whiskey. We were fond of Yukon Jack, Southern Comfort, and occasionally Rum, when I was in college.

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Hey, Dad, can I use your binoculars?

These don't even work. I can't see out of them.

Those aren't binoculars, son. They hold daddy's cough medicine.

Ah yes, the old binocular flask trick. Only to be out done by the easily hidden bota bag fulla whiskey. We were fond of Yukon Jack, Southern Comfort, and occasionally Rum, when I was in college.

Tell me more about this "easily hidden bota bag"....

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