Types of People at Husker games

[killer cacti]

 

1. Jersey and Jorts guy (bonus if the guy is over 250 lbs)-RedRedJarvisRedwhine

2. Hot jersey and jorts girl-Moiraine or girlknowsfootball only because Roxy is way too classy for jorts

3. Anyone wearing Husker gear with the old "Script" huskers logo - time to get a new shirt-GSG5545

4. Anyone wearing a non-Husker color (black and gray is allowed if it's Husker related)-KillerCacti since he is a Clemson fan

5. Anyone wearing a shirt that you think is at least 10 years old-StPaulHusker

6. Anyone with red/white striped overalls-Sd'Sker because that is considered a South Dakota tuxedo

7. Anyone wearing a giant, foam Nebraska cowboy hat-Decked

8. An old guy with a hot chick at least 20 years younger (and it's obviously not his daughter)-Knapplc

9. Someone trying to start the "GOOOO BIIIIIG REEEED, Go Big Red" chant-ChaddyBoxer

10. The way too drunk woman who is at least 50 years old, bonus points if it's a woman over 70-ShawnWatson

11. Hipster Husker fan (new to this year's list)-LukeinNE

12. Guy who insists on turning a game of catch with the football at the tailgate part into a game of precision "route-running" only his friend overthrows him and the guy runs into a tailgate party while he's looking up for the ball-Blitzfirst

13. Guy with a big nacho cheese or ketchup stain on his brand new Husker shirt (also known as my brother Doug)-BrayWyatt

14. Guy who is taking his cornhole game WAY TOO SERIOUSLY-T2trA

15. Guy listening to the game with the old radio headphones-Thanks_TomRR

16. Guy way too excited for the band's pregame set (that's me!!)-Landlord of Memorial Stadium

17. Guy at the tailgate who is doing nothing but bitching about the team and coaches-NUPolo8

18. Red blazer guy (I want to be that guy)-Carlfense

19. Guy who corrects you about your Husker history (that's me, as well)-Tschu

20. Guy who can't get his TV setup at his tailgate (Teach)TeacherCD

Edit: I guessed GSG correctly!

 

Unless it's a Clemson/Nebraska game, I'd be in Husker colors.

[teachercd]

I look forward to seeing the old grey hair men with vintage red slacks. Always see a few of those. With their bright white velcro shoes. Classic.

I always love this one!

 

Also...love, girls that won't step foot near the bars because they are over 27 and fear that each bar in Lincoln is just filled with super hot 21 year old girls that wake up looking amazing.

[ColoradoHusk]

 

I look forward to seeing the old grey hair men with vintage red slacks. Always see a few of those. With their bright white velcro shoes. Classic.

I always love this one!

 

Also...love, girls that won't step foot near the bars because they are over 27 and fear that each bar in Lincoln is just filled with super hot 21 year old girls that wake up looking amazing.

 

That's why I think the West Haymarket area and cube will be a hit with the 25-40 crowd. Of course, Teach and the rest of his almost 40 friends will continue to go to O Street.

[teachercd]

 

 

I look forward to seeing the old grey hair men with vintage red slacks. Always see a few of those. With their bright white velcro shoes. Classic.

I always love this one!

 

Also...love, girls that won't step foot near the bars because they are over 27 and fear that each bar in Lincoln is just filled with super hot 21 year old girls that wake up looking amazing.

 

That's why I think the West Haymarket area and cube will be a hit with the 25-40 crowd. Of course, Teach and the rest of his almost 40 friends will continue to go to O Street.

 

Its called "nostalgia" jerk! ha

For all the times I didn't hit the bars back then!

[ColoradoHusk]

 

 

 

I look forward to seeing the old grey hair men with vintage red slacks. Always see a few of those. With their bright white velcro shoes. Classic.

I always love this one!

 

Also...love, girls that won't step foot near the bars because they are over 27 and fear that each bar in Lincoln is just filled with super hot 21 year old girls that wake up looking amazing.

 

That's why I think the West Haymarket area and cube will be a hit with the 25-40 crowd. Of course, Teach and the rest of his almost 40 friends will continue to go to O Street.

 

Its called "nostalgia" jerk! ha

For all the times I didn't hit the bars back then!

 

Yeah, because you were always busy going to the Blue Oyster Bar.

 

[SandhillshuskerW]

 

I was e-mailing Teach about this yesterday, and he said I should throw this in a HB thread. Huskers tailgates and games are great people watching, and you can probably turn it into a game of Husker gameday bingo, or a fun drinking game. Here are my favorite "types of people" at Husker games (in no particular order).

 

1. Jersey and Jorts guy (bonus if the guy is over 250 lbs)

2. Hot jersey and jorts girl

3. Anyone wearing Husker gear with the old "Script" huskers logo - time to get a new shirt

4. Anyone wearing a non-Husker color (black and gray is allowed if it's Husker related)

5. Anyone wearing a shirt that you think is at least 10 years old

6. Anyone with red/white striped overalls

7. Anyone wearing a giant, foam Nebraska cowboy hat

8. An old guy with a hot chick at least 20 years younger (and it's obviously not his daughter)

9. Someone trying to start the "GOOOO BIIIIIG REEEED, Go Big Red" chant

10. The way too drunk woman who is at least 50 years old, bonus points if it's a woman over 70

11. Hipster Husker fan (new to this year's list)

12. Guy who insists on turning a game of catch with the football at the tailgate part into a game of precision "route-running" only his friend overthrows him and the guy runs into a tailgate party while he's looking up for the ball

13. Guy with a big nacho cheese or ketchup stain on his brand new Husker shirt (also known as my brother Doug)

14. Guy who is taking his cornhole game WAY TOO SERIOUSLY

15. Guy listening to the game with the old radio headphones

16. Guy way too excited for the band's pregame set (that's me!!)

17. Guy at the tailgate who is doing nothing but bitching about the team and coaches

18. Red blazer guy (I want to be that guy)

19. Guy who corrects you about your Husker history (that's me, as well)

20. Guy who can't get his TV setup at his tailgate (Teach)

 

I would be like the #1 guy (except I'm wearing Daisy Dukes) while at the same time being #7 with the foam hat. I'm also being the most annoying #9 I can while being the best #14 in the world. I take a break from being the best #14 in the world to take my part in being the biggest #12 in the world. All the while I have been #15 and trying to be the most annoying #19 I can be! GGGOOOOOO BBBBIIIIIGGGGG RRREEEEEEEDDDDD......GO BIG RED!

[Ratt Mhule]

 

I look forward to seeing the old grey hair men with vintage red slacks. Always see a few of those. With their bright white velcro shoes. Classic.

I always love this one!

 

Also...love, girls that won't step foot near the bars because they are over 27 and fear that each bar in Lincoln is just filled with super hot 21 year old girls that wake up looking amazing.

 

Plenty of older girls at the railyard last time I went. Prob. gonna be my place of choice whenever in Lincoln. That way I don't have to deal with the college douches...and old people trying to re-live their college days

[StPaulHusker]

 

I look forward to seeing the old grey hair men with vintage red slacks. Always see a few of those. With their bright white velcro shoes. Classic.

 

I always love this one!

 

Also...love, girls that won't step foot near the bars because they are over 27 and fear that each bar in Lincoln is just filled with super hot 21 year old girls that wake up looking amazing.

The red slacks and white shoes is my grandfather. He will be there tomorrow.

[deedsker]

 

 

I think I might offend some guys here... it's not really a type of fan, but whenever I see someone wearing one of those way-too-serious black polos that the coaches wear, I think they're a giant wannabe coach nerd. But it's not as bad as the giant jersey wearing wannabe player nerds

Polo is for casual Fridays at work before game day. Lucky red shirt of the year is for Saturday.

I'm for everyday of the week, 24/7 kimosabe.

 

Work doesn't approve of Nebraska stuff everyday 24/7...