husker_fan_from_sweden Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 How many more roadkill Quarterbacks does it take before you say enough is enough with Cavanaugh? 1 Quote Link to comment
JJ Husker Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Coach Riley, we captured some video from your practices. What exactly is the purpose of this drill that seems to dominate your prep time? 5 Quote Link to comment
Savage Husker Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 (edited) I’d like to find out what’s happening administratively and what the heck Billy Devaney is paid to do and what influences over the program he has encouraged. That is all banking on receiving honest answers. Edited November 12, 2017 by Savage Husker Quote Link to comment
Stone Cold Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 So did you actually sell your house in oreagon anticipating this would work or did you just rent it out. 2 Quote Link to comment
Glasshole Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 What moving company are you planning on using? 2 Quote Link to comment
El Straino Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Are you working on a version of patty-cake that features inside zone concepts for next week's game, coach? Quote Link to comment
highwaybandit Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Hey coach, if you were the A.D., would you fire you? 3 Quote Link to comment
gobiggergoredder Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 How do you practice tackling and how frequently do you do that? When did you you start serving mass dosages of estrogen at the training table? 2 Quote Link to comment
hskrfan4life Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Why do you keep running screens? 1 Quote Link to comment
huskerfan74 Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Coach Riley, have you always been this incompetent or are you trying for a personal best in incompetence? Have you reached your goal? Quote Link to comment
huskerfan74 Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Actually, one question I have is: Based on the team’s record right now, do you feel you deserve the extension that your buddy Eichorst gave you at the beginning of this season? Do you feel you are doing everything you can to earn $200k per game? 1 Quote Link to comment
JJ Husker Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Coach- Are you aware that the offense is allowed to advance the ball by running it? blah blah blah. Yes, forward in the direction those five fat guys (that are league mandated to get you up to eleven total players) are facing.....Yes, usually facing.....Yes, but they are allowed to touch defensive players.... *drops Pepsi cup* Did you know if you gain ten yards in less than 4 plays you get to do it again thus giving your team the opportunity to cross the goal line and score 6 points? Please tell us what you think the cosmic purpose is of that wide white barrier line in front of the end zone? *blank stare, asks for clarification*....yes, that godforesaken no man’s land located outside the field of play near the ends of the stadium. What options do you feel there are in the red zone besides punt, kick a field goal, turnover the ball? When exactly did you receive this league memo that defense was no longer allowed on Saturdays? *gives date and time and specifies it was signed by all other coaches in the conference* 1 Quote Link to comment
commando Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 WTF was that? 1 Quote Link to comment
JJ Husker Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 11 minutes ago, commando said: WTF was that? I like this one. First question when he gets to the podium. Every. Week. Quote Link to comment
neepster Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Coach, are you satisfied with fielding the worst team in 50 years or do you have loftier goals for the future? Do you even look at what your DC is doing? Why are your DBs playing 10 yards off the line of scrimmage every single down? Will you live in Corvallis when you go back to Oregon or are you buying a place in Lincoln City on the coast? Quote Link to comment
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