*** Official Akron Game Thread ***

[HuskerInLostWages]

Just now, Big red surfers said:

can a storm move any slower. Go home storm your drunk. 

they keep postponing it, the storm wont be the only one drunk haha.

[DrunkOffPunch]

Just now, It'sNotAFakeID said:

BREAKING: My friend is outside in Lincoln waving the storm to the east. Will update as needed

Tell him to stop waving. The storm might think he’s being called over.

[Moiraine]

1 minute ago, MichiganDad3 said:

If the game is cancelled, do we still pay the zips? Do the fans get a full refund?

 

 

They already came here so I’m guessing so. I was curious about the tickets as well.

[GamingGlen]

Just now, Big red surfers said:

can a storm move any slower. Go home storm your drunk. 

 

Call a taxi for it.

[Dansker]

5 minutes ago, HuskerInLostWages said:

Haha, now that you mention it, she might just be bad luck.

 

And this game delay? You should've taken her destruction of the salsa as a bad omen... Gotta catch those things, lol.

[VectorVictor]

1 minute ago, HuskerInLostWages said:

they said it on TV during the crappy Baylor game.

 

Gotcha. Sorry, I'm channel surfing and can't stand to watch Baylor 

[HuskerInLostWages]

Just now, VectorVictor said:

 

Gotcha. Sorry, I'm channel surfing and can't stand to watch Baylor 

I just happened to get lucky and switch back right as he said it.

[VectorVictor]

I'm pissed, and I don't have anyone to be pissed about. Figured this is appropriate on multiple levels right now:

 

[Dansker]

6 minutes ago, Big red surfers said:

Damnnt. I cancelled a night of sex for this. Now I’m out both. No game and wife as left for the night. 

 

That's why I have 10 girlfriends.

[obert1]

Movề it to tomorrow like they do nascar.

[Moiraine]

3 minutes ago, HuskerInLostWages said:

I just happened to get lucky and switch back right as he said it.

 

 

“lucky”

[Stumpy1]

1 minute ago, FTW said:

 

That's why I have 10 girlfriends.

And i bet you still couldnt get laid if you crawled up a chickens ass and waited 

[VectorVictor]

BTW, the UCLA/Cincinnati game on ESPN is tied 17 all midway through the third. Good alternative game.

1 minute ago, obert1 said:

Movề it to tomorrow like they do nascar.

 

Only if they let the tailgaters move park their vehicles inside the stadium on the 50 yard line. 

[Dansker]

1 minute ago, Stumpy1 said:

And i bet you still couldnt get laid if you crawled up a chickens ass and waited 

 

"I don't need the ***** anymore either, but I like it." - Jack Nicholson, The Departed

1 minute ago, VectorVictor said:

BTW, the UCLA/Cincinnati game on ESPN is tied 17 all midway through the third. Good alternative game.

 

Watching ND beat up on Meechicken's vaulted defense is better.

[HuskerNBigD]

Next week just got a lot more interesting.