grandpasknee Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Never believe it is only flatulence. Have Husker players ever had a brown out during a game? What was the impact on their play? 1 2 Quote Link to comment
I AM FOOT FOOT Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 There was a Florida player a few years ago who gave everything he had to get into the endzone. Poor kid crapped hisself on tv Quote Link to comment
JJ Husker Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 I'm calling it now. OFFICIALLY OFF SEASON Quote Link to comment
grandpasknee Posted December 5, 2018 Author Share Posted December 5, 2018 I fully expect (and hope) this thread gets deleted...I just couldn't resist with the other ".......impact on the Huskers" threads. Quote Link to comment
kozzman555 Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Hell no. I want to see a GIF or vid of a Florida playing crapping himself on the field. I feel like this is totally appropriate and worthy as a thread. Please continue. 1 Quote Link to comment
CheeseHusker Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 11 minutes ago, JJ Husker said: I'm calling it now. OFFICIALLY OFF SEASON My thoughts exactly. And there actually is a Youtube video somewhere of this happening to athletes. Why I don't know. Seems like a lot of them are runners. Quote Link to comment
Guy Chamberlin Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Mods? I can't take this thread seriously unless someone changes the title from "lumpy flatulence" to the proper term "shart" Quote Link to comment
Bob O Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Is it shart or turtle head? I've heard both. Quote Link to comment
kozzman555 Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 13 minutes ago, Bob O said: Is it shart or turtle head? I've heard both. Turtle head is when it just is peeking out, also called prairie dogging. Sharting results in visible juices left on undergarments. 1 Quote Link to comment
I AM FOOT FOOT Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 57 minutes ago, kozzman555 said: Pics or gtfo Google Quote Link to comment
Scarlet Overkill Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 42 minutes ago, Guy Chamberlin said: Mods? I can't take this thread seriously unless someone changes the title from "lumpy flatulence" to the proper term "shart" Sharts aren't necessarily lumpy. Just sayin'. Quote Link to comment
Bob O Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 33 minutes ago, kozzman555 said: Turtle head is when it just is peeking out, also called prairie dogging. Sharting results in visible juices left on undergarments. Thanks for the clarification. I should've know since...well you know. Maybe this portion of the discussion should be reserved for a "What did you have for lunch" thread? Could make for a saucy conversation. Quote Link to comment
JJ Husker Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 IBTL What we really need here is more in depth discussion and intricate descriptions of the differences between sharts, turtle heads, prairie dogging, lumpy flatulence and which of these may or may not leave a visible juicy (btw, thanks @kozzman555 for the visual) aftermath. I don’t think anybody could ever get enough of that. Quote Link to comment
JJ Husker Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 2 hours ago, grandpasknee said: Never believe it is only flatulence. Have Husker players ever had a brown out during a game? What was the impact on their play? I believe the saying is “never trust a fart”. Quote Link to comment
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