grandpasknee 1,664 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 Never believe it is only flatulence. Have Husker players ever had a brown out during a game? What was the impact on their play? 1 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
man eating mastodon 819 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 There was a Florida player a few years ago who gave everything he had to get into the endzone. Poor kid crapped hisself on tv Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kozzman555 192 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 Pics or gtfo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Husker 9,701 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 I'm calling it now. OFFICIALLY OFF SEASON Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grandpasknee 1,664 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 I fully expect (and hope) this thread gets deleted...I just couldn't resist with the other ".......impact on the Huskers" threads. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kozzman555 192 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 Hell no. I want to see a GIF or vid of a Florida playing crapping himself on the field. I feel like this is totally appropriate and worthy as a thread. Please continue. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CheeseHusker 671 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 11 minutes ago, JJ Husker said: I'm calling it now. OFFICIALLY OFF SEASON My thoughts exactly. And there actually is a Youtube video somewhere of this happening to athletes. Why I don't know. Seems like a lot of them are runners. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guy Chamberlin 7,032 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 Mods? I can't take this thread seriously unless someone changes the title from "lumpy flatulence" to the proper term "shart" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob O 11 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 Is it shart or turtle head? I've heard both. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kozzman555 192 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 13 minutes ago, Bob O said: Is it shart or turtle head? I've heard both. Turtle head is when it just is peeking out, also called prairie dogging. Sharting results in visible juices left on undergarments. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
man eating mastodon 819 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 57 minutes ago, kozzman555 said: Pics or gtfo Google Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scarlet Overkill 2,138 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 42 minutes ago, Guy Chamberlin said: Mods? I can't take this thread seriously unless someone changes the title from "lumpy flatulence" to the proper term "shart" Sharts aren't necessarily lumpy. Just sayin'. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob O 11 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 33 minutes ago, kozzman555 said: Turtle head is when it just is peeking out, also called prairie dogging. Sharting results in visible juices left on undergarments. Thanks for the clarification. I should've know since...well you know. Maybe this portion of the discussion should be reserved for a "What did you have for lunch" thread? Could make for a saucy conversation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Husker 9,701 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 IBTL What we really need here is more in depth discussion and intricate descriptions of the differences between sharts, turtle heads, prairie dogging, lumpy flatulence and which of these may or may not leave a visible juicy (btw, thanks @kozzman555 for the visual) aftermath. I don’t think anybody could ever get enough of that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Husker 9,701 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 2 hours ago, grandpasknee said: Never believe it is only flatulence. Have Husker players ever had a brown out during a game? What was the impact on their play? I believe the saying is “never trust a fart”. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
