grandpasknee 1,472 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 Never believe it is only flatulence. Have Husker players ever had a brown out during a game? What was the impact on their play? 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
man eating mastodon 816 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 There was a Florida player a few years ago who gave everything he had to get into the endzone. Poor kid crapped hisself on tv Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kozzman555 180 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 Pics or gtfo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Husker 8,865 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 I'm calling it now. OFFICIALLY OFF SEASON Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grandpasknee 1,472 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 I fully expect (and hope) this thread gets deleted...I just couldn't resist with the other ".......impact on the Huskers" threads. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kozzman555 180 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 Hell no. I want to see a GIF or vid of a Florida playing crapping himself on the field. I feel like this is totally appropriate and worthy as a thread. Please continue. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CheeseHusker 605 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 11 minutes ago, JJ Husker said: I'm calling it now. OFFICIALLY OFF SEASON My thoughts exactly. And there actually is a Youtube video somewhere of this happening to athletes. Why I don't know. Seems like a lot of them are runners. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guy Chamberlin 6,625 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 Mods? I can't take this thread seriously unless someone changes the title from "lumpy flatulence" to the proper term "shart" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob O 11 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 Is it shart or turtle head? I've heard both. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kozzman555 180 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 13 minutes ago, Bob O said: Is it shart or turtle head? I've heard both. Turtle head is when it just is peeking out, also called prairie dogging. Sharting results in visible juices left on undergarments. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
man eating mastodon 816 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 57 minutes ago, kozzman555 said: Pics or gtfo Google Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scarlet Overkill 2,137 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 42 minutes ago, Guy Chamberlin said: Mods? I can't take this thread seriously unless someone changes the title from "lumpy flatulence" to the proper term "shart" Sharts aren't necessarily lumpy. Just sayin'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob O 11 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 33 minutes ago, kozzman555 said: Turtle head is when it just is peeking out, also called prairie dogging. Sharting results in visible juices left on undergarments. Thanks for the clarification. I should've know since...well you know. Maybe this portion of the discussion should be reserved for a "What did you have for lunch" thread? Could make for a saucy conversation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Husker 8,865 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 IBTL What we really need here is more in depth discussion and intricate descriptions of the differences between sharts, turtle heads, prairie dogging, lumpy flatulence and which of these may or may not leave a visible juicy (btw, thanks @kozzman555 for the visual) aftermath. I don’t think anybody could ever get enough of that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Husker 8,865 Report post Posted December 5, 2018 2 hours ago, grandpasknee said: Never believe it is only flatulence. Have Husker players ever had a brown out during a game? What was the impact on their play? I believe the saying is “never trust a fart”. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
