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I had lumpy flatulence today -- impact for the Huskers?

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Hell no. I want to see a GIF or vid of a Florida playing crapping himself on the field. I feel like this is totally appropriate and worthy as a thread. Please continue. 

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11 minutes ago, JJ Husker said:

I'm calling it now. OFFICIALLY OFF SEASON 

 

My thoughts exactly.

 

And there actually is a Youtube video somewhere of this happening to athletes. Why I don't know. Seems like a lot of them are runners.

 

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13 minutes ago, Bob O said:

Is it shart or turtle head? I've heard both.

 

Turtle head is when it just is peeking out, also called prairie dogging. Sharting results in visible juices left on undergarments. 

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33 minutes ago, kozzman555 said:

Turtle head is when it just is peeking out, also called prairie dogging. Sharting results in visible juices left on undergarments. 

 

Thanks for the clarification. I should've know since...well you know.

Maybe this portion of the discussion should be reserved for a "What did you have for lunch" thread?

Could make for a saucy conversation.

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IBTL

 

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What we really need here is more in depth discussion and intricate descriptions of the differences between sharts, turtle heads, prairie dogging, lumpy flatulence and which of these may or may not leave a visible juicy (btw, thanks @kozzman555 for the visual) aftermath. I don’t think anybody could ever get enough of that.

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2 hours ago, grandpasknee said:

Never believe it is only flatulence.  Have Husker players ever had a brown out during a game?  What was the impact on their play?

 

I believe the saying is “never trust a fart”.

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