I'm bored, tell me a story

[Scarlet Overkill]

Tell me a story.  The more fictions the better.  Need reading material in the off season.

[The Murphinator]

Once upon a time Nebraska fired nice guy Mike Riley after a disastrous 3 seasons. Luckily for Nebraska there was a coach on the market who was leading a UCF team to an undefeated season. He happened to be Nebraska's very own Scott Frost. Even though Scott had interest from other big name schools like Florida and Tennessee, he chose to come home and resurrect the Nebraska program to where it once was. Even though Scott got off to a rough start to the season the huskers won 4 of their last 6 games and have momentum heading into year two. Scott is destined to lead Nebraska back to its glory days sooner rather than later. Stay tuned to watch the rise of Nebraska! Go Big Red!

[Scarlet Overkill]

27 minutes ago, The Murphinator said:

Once upon a time Nebraska fired nice guy Mike Riley after a disastrous 3 seasons. Luckily for Nebraska there was a coach on the market who was leading a UCF team to an undefeated season. He happened to be Nebraska's very own Scott Frost. Even though Scott had interest from other big name schools like Florida and Tennessee, he chose to come home and resurrect the Nebraska program to where it once was. Even though Scott got off to a rough start to the season the huskers won 4 of their last 6 games and have moment heading into year two. Scott is destined to lead Nebraska back to its glory days sooner rather than later. Stay tuned to watch the rise of Nebraska! Go Big Red!

 

[B.B. Hemingway]

[JJ Husker]

Let me tell ya the story of a man named Jed, poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed. Then one day he was shootin’ at some food and up through he ground come a bubbling crude. Oil that it is...black gold....Texas tea.

 

Well the first thing you know old Jed's a millionaire.  Kin folk said Jed move away from there.
Said California is the place you oughta be. So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly.
Hills that is...swimming pools...movie stars.

[MLB 51]

There once was a man named Dave, who kept a dead....  Probably shouldn't finish that.

[Mavric]

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

 

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

 

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm this might be alright.

 

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

 

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

 

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'

 

I pulled up to the house about seven or eigth
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

[MLB 51]

 

[Scarlet Overkill]

1 minute ago, MLB 51 said:

 

 

Winner, LOL!

[The Murphinator]

20 minutes ago, Mavric said:

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

 

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

 

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm this might be alright.

 

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

 

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

 

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'

 

I pulled up to the house about seven or eigth
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

This is gold!

[Ulty]

Not a story, but how about a joke?