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The guy needs help.

 

He's that guy you hate to be neighbors with because every time you're out in your yard he is going to want to talk to you about the strangest things that creep you out.

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I think the guy does a lot of things for an "act", but this is extremely odd, and very racist.  If he's trying to be funny, he's not in this video.

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It's not funny on any level.

Who would it even be funny to? Nebraska fans love Martinez and don't care about Beck. And then to boot, anybody outside of Nebraska doesn't care about either of them and would barely even understand the context.

Fail.

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2 hours ago, Undone said:

It's not funny on any level.

Who would it even be funny to? Nebraska fans love Martinez and don't care about Beck. And then to boot, anybody outside of Nebraska doesn't care about either of them and would barely even understand the context.

Fail.

I dont know, how fat he is is pretty funny to me.

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Just scrolled thru his Twitter and Instagram. This is ESPN 30 For 30 level degradation. 

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You can buy an autographed can of Spaghettios on his website for $15.  

 

From the website: "I will autograph this can of spaghettios with the same powerful right arm & wrist that I use to throw rocket balls"

 

Yeah, he could use some help.  Yikes.

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5 hours ago, ColoradoHusk said:

Yep, he ate Cory Ross.

 

To be fair, that's only one pork chop...

 

I had to watch half the video before it sunk in that this was actually Beck. My god, how sad.

 

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5 minutes ago, Clifford Franklin said:

 

To be fair, that's only one pork chop...

 

I had to watch half the video before it sunk in that this was actually Beck. My god, how sad.

 

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I am glad that someone got the Pork Chop inference!

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6 minutes ago, krc1995 said:

We should offer his son.  He's five but I don't  want Texas to get him 

I assumed you meant the son he is currently pregnant with.

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2 minutes ago, jassman24 said:

I assumed you meant the son he is currently pregnant with.

In 2017 he had a three year old.  Frederick Beauregard Beck

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While he may think he has some celebrity status, in reality he has none.  Only the most dedicated Husker fans even remembers him. He thinks that acting crazy equates to funny when it does not.  

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I just noticed his Twitter banner photo is his Elite 11 group photo. From 2004.

 

I also noticed that I have more Twitter followers than he does, based primarily on one time I ripped Sean Hannity for being a tool and it blew up.

 

Oof. Pity this man.

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8 hours ago, RedSavage said:

He's like Uncle Rico

Image result for bet you i can throw a football over them mountains

 

Except that Uncle Rico was cool with Kip and Lafawnduh...something that I sincerely doubt MAGABeck would be. 

 

That and Uncle Rico probably has a nicer van. 

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9 hours ago, BigRedBuster said:

The guy needs help.

 

He's that guy you hate to be neighbors with because every time you're out in your yard he is going to want to talk to you about the strangest things that creep you out.

 

I used to have a neighbor like that when I first got married. My wife was still in college, and we woke up one morning to our front yard "forked" (hundreds of forks stuck into your lawn). We found out pretty quick it was her friends from school, and as I was getting into my truck he came across the street to let me know that he "got it all on security video", and he was "ready to press charges when I was".... When I asked if he had security cameras pointing across the street towards our home, he said "Yeah, I've got cameras pointing towards all six houses in the cul-de-sac. The good stuff too, I can hear your conversations if I wanted too." 

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While I don't think he's funny, I don't think he's crazy either. He's just going for the football version of Domingo Ayala.

 

Problem is you can't force Domingo’s style of humor; it's God-given.

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21 minutes ago, Bigred_inSD said:

$50 says he has his letterman's jacket framed in his shanty. 

 

 

 

Double or nothing on his class ring in a display case?

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23 minutes ago, Clifford Franklin said:

 

Double or nothing on his class ring in a display case?

 

 

Nah, he’s wearing it. I’ll take that bet 

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I.....DARE YOU... to click on the ‘whatever’ tag in his website. DOUBLE DARE you 

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