teachercd Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Update: Tried that cereal (is that French?) thing again this morning, after watching a few videos on how to do it...I nailed. I really did. Took about a full gallon of milk until I finally figured it out but it was worth it. 1 Quote Link to comment
Redux Posted May 3, 2019 Author Share Posted May 3, 2019 12 minutes ago, teachercd said: Update: Tried that cereal (is that French?) thing again this morning, after watching a few videos on how to do it...I nailed. I really did. Took about a full gallon of milk until I finally figured it out but it was worth it. Congrats my friend, you just took your first step to a refined lifestyle! 1 Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Here's one I got from my grandfather: 1 serving of cottage cheese Chocolate milk Put cottage cheese in a bowl Cover with chocolate milk Eat Profit Quote Link to comment
I AM FOOT FOOT Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 9 minutes ago, GSG said: Here's one I got from my grandfather: 1 serving of cottage cheese Chocolate milk Put cottage cheese in a bowl Cover with chocolate milk Eat Profit Your related to Elvis????? Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 1 hour ago, man eating mastodon said: Your related to Elvis????? Aren't we all? 1 Quote Link to comment
Mavric Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Just now, GSG said: Aren't we all? No. That would be Genghis Khan. 1 Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, Mavric said: No. That would be Genghis Khan. 2 Quote Link to comment
Redux Posted May 10, 2019 Author Share Posted May 10, 2019 "Exquisite Bagel Sammich" This was one I made in High School and have enjoyed ever since. If you don't get it right the first few times, fear not! You will master this one eventually, I just know it! 1 Bagel 2 Slices Thick Cut Balogna 1 Slice KRAFT American Cheese 1 Microwave -Take bagel, pull into halves -Warm in Microwave for 53 seconds approximately -Place both slices of Balogna on bottom piece -Place slice of cheese on top of Balogna -Place top piece of Bagel on the cheese -Consume! WARNING! DO NOT screw up and get the Raisin Bagels, I highly suggest using plain bagels for this recipe! SUGGESTION: If you wanna get Bold, fry the Balogna....it's intense! Quote Link to comment
Redux Posted August 29, 2019 Author Share Posted August 29, 2019 "McPizza Nugget Yum Yum" -1 roll of pizza crust or a pre made one (either way, it don't matter) -20 or more McDonalds BBQ sauce packets -20 piece Chicken McNugget -1 Medium Fries -2 cup bag of KRAFT Cheddar Jack shredded Cheese First, take the crust out the bag. We both know your lazy a$$ didn't get the roll, you got the pre made one because you are probably drunk right now. Next, take all your McDonald's dipping sauce BBQ and dump it on the crust. Slather it around with a spoon, or your tounge if you're baked out of your mind. Now you'll want to cut the nuggets up, probably into 1/3 or 1/4's but since you are probably still exhausted from the sauce slathering you'll break them in half and call it good. Arrange them equally on saucey crust. Now dump those fries around equally as well. Now dump that cheesey goodness all over that bad boy. Really get into this, the cheese is a vital piece so don't be a jerk, use the whole bag and get it proportioned nicely. Drizzle a little Red Hot on top if you're feeling fierce. Now stick that monster in your preheated oven.......you didn't preheat did you? Way to go, add another ten minutes to your chow down wait. Once preheated, stick it in and let it do it's thing for about 5-10 minutes depending on temp. While waiting crack a Bush Latte open and put some Hidden Valley ranch in a little dipping cup because we both know you're still gonna use ranch. Take out of oven and consume! 2 Quote Link to comment
teachercd Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 You son of a bitch! Quote Link to comment
BigRedBuster Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Come on....if you're going to do that, you gotta go with Velveta. Quote Link to comment
NM11046 Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 I was hoping to see you post some links directly to McDonalds web page, Velveta's site etc. Quote Link to comment
Minnesota_husker Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 On 5/3/2019 at 8:27 AM, GSG said: Here's one I got from my grandfather: 1 serving of cottage cheese Chocolate milk Put cottage cheese in a bowl Cover with chocolate milk Eat Profit That sounds awful. Quote Link to comment
Xmas32 Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Redux said: "McPizza Nugget Yum Yum" -1 roll of pizza crust or a pre made one (either way, it don't matter) -20 or more McDonalds BBQ sauce packets -20 piece Chicken McNugget x2 -1 Medium Fries -2 cup bag of KRAFT Cheddar Jack shredded Cheese First, take the crust out the bag. We both know your lazy a$$ didn't get the roll, you got the pre made one because you are probably drunk right now. Next, take all your McDonald's dipping sauce BBQ and dump it on the crust. Slather it around with a spoon, or your tounge if you're baked out of your mind. Now you'll want to cut the nuggets up, probably into 1/3 or 1/4's but since you are probably still exhausted from the sauce slathering you'll break them in half and call it good. Arrange them equally on saucey crust. Now dump those fries around equally as well. Now dump that cheesey goodness all over that bad boy. Really get into this, the cheese is a vital piece so don't be a jerk, use the whole bag and get it proportioned nicely. Drizzle a little Red Hot on top if you're feeling fierce. Now stick that monster in your preheated oven.......you didn't preheat did you? Way to go, add another ten minutes to your chow down wait. Once preheated, stick it in and let it do it's thing for about 5-10 minutes depending on temp. While waiting crack a Bush Latte open and put some Hidden Valley ranch in a little dipping cup because we both know you're still gonna use ranch. Take out of oven and consume! FIFY. You and I both know you're gonna eat one of the 20 piece McNuggets while attempting to make this thing. Also, needs honey to drizzle on top. Quote Link to comment
Redux Posted August 29, 2019 Author Share Posted August 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, Xmas32 said: FIFY. You and I both know you're gonna eat one of the 20 piece McNuggets while attempting to make this thing. Also, needs honey to drizzle on top. Should really just get two 20 piece... Yeah honey would be beautiful on top 1 Quote Link to comment
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