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Update:  Tried that cereal (is that French?) thing again this morning, after watching a few videos on how to do it...I nailed.  I really did.  Took about a full gallon of milk until I finally figured it out but it was worth it.

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You don't listen to it, you eat it 

These recipes look amazing, Redoxy, I can’t wait to try them.

Okay, so I tried it last night and I am clearly messing it up...I was trying the cereal one...my question is this...where does the milk go?   I tried pouring the milk on the counter next to

12 minutes ago, teachercd said:

Update:  Tried that cereal (is that French?) thing again this morning, after watching a few videos on how to do it...I nailed.  I really did.  Took about a full gallon of milk until I finally figured it out but it was worth it.

 

Congrats my friend, you just took your first step to a refined lifestyle!

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"Exquisite Bagel Sammich"

 

This was one I made in High School and have enjoyed ever since.  If you don't get it right the first few times, fear not!  You will master this one eventually, I just know it!

 

1 Bagel

2 Slices Thick Cut Balogna

1 Slice KRAFT American Cheese

1 Microwave

 

-Take bagel, pull into halves

-Warm in Microwave for 53 seconds approximately

-Place both slices of Balogna on bottom piece

-Place slice of cheese on top of Balogna

-Place top piece of Bagel on the cheese

-Consume!

 

WARNING!  DO NOT screw up and get the Raisin Bagels, I highly suggest using plain bagels for this recipe!

SUGGESTION: If you wanna get Bold, fry the Balogna....it's intense!

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"McPizza Nugget Yum Yum"

 

-1 roll of pizza crust or a pre made one (either way, it don't matter)

-20 or more McDonalds BBQ sauce packets

-20 piece Chicken McNugget

-1 Medium Fries

-2 cup bag of KRAFT Cheddar Jack shredded Cheese

 

First, take the crust out the bag.  We both know your lazy a$$ didn't get the roll, you got the pre made one because you are probably drunk right now.

 

Next, take all your McDonald's dipping sauce BBQ and dump it on the crust.  Slather it around with a spoon, or your tounge if you're baked out of your mind.

 

Now you'll want to cut the nuggets up, probably into 1/3 or 1/4's but since you are probably still exhausted from the sauce slathering you'll break them in half and call it good.  Arrange them equally on saucey crust.  Now dump those fries around equally as well.

 

Now dump that cheesey goodness all over that bad boy.  Really get into this, the cheese is a vital piece so don't be a jerk, use the whole bag and get it proportioned nicely.

 

Drizzle a little Red Hot on top if you're feeling fierce.

 

Now stick that monster in your preheated oven.......you didn't preheat did you?  Way to go, add another ten minutes to your chow down wait.  Once preheated, stick it in and let it do it's thing for about 5-10 minutes depending on temp.

 

While waiting crack a Bush Latte open and put some Hidden Valley ranch in a little dipping cup because we both know you're still gonna use ranch.

 

Take out of oven and consume!

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1 hour ago, Redux said:

"McPizza Nugget Yum Yum"

 

-1 roll of pizza crust or a pre made one (either way, it don't matter)

-20 or more McDonalds BBQ sauce packets

-20 piece Chicken McNugget x2

-1 Medium Fries

-2 cup bag of KRAFT Cheddar Jack shredded Cheese

 

First, take the crust out the bag.  We both know your lazy a$$ didn't get the roll, you got the pre made one because you are probably drunk right now.

 

Next, take all your McDonald's dipping sauce BBQ and dump it on the crust.  Slather it around with a spoon, or your tounge if you're baked out of your mind.

 

Now you'll want to cut the nuggets up, probably into 1/3 or 1/4's but since you are probably still exhausted from the sauce slathering you'll break them in half and call it good.  Arrange them equally on saucey crust.  Now dump those fries around equally as well.

 

Now dump that cheesey goodness all over that bad boy.  Really get into this, the cheese is a vital piece so don't be a jerk, use the whole bag and get it proportioned nicely.

 

Drizzle a little Red Hot on top if you're feeling fierce.

 

Now stick that monster in your preheated oven.......you didn't preheat did you?  Way to go, add another ten minutes to your chow down wait.  Once preheated, stick it in and let it do it's thing for about 5-10 minutes depending on temp.

 

While waiting crack a Bush Latte open and put some Hidden Valley ranch in a little dipping cup because we both know you're still gonna use ranch.

 

Take out of oven and consume!

 

FIFY.  You and I both know you're gonna eat one of the 20 piece McNuggets while attempting to make this thing.

 

Also, needs honey to drizzle on top.

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3 minutes ago, Xmas32 said:

 

FIFY.  You and I both know you're gonna eat one of the 20 piece McNuggets while attempting to make this thing.

 

Also, needs honey to drizzle on top.

 

Should really just get two 20 piece...

 

Yeah honey would be beautiful on top

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