Tangent Thread - Domestic Dispute Edition

[Elaida]

12 minutes ago, Moiraine said:

 

 

Not always and only weird announcers refer to us just as “Big 

 

You may address me as Beth Mowins. 

[Moiraine]

19 minutes ago, Elaida said:

 

You may address me as Beth Mowins. 

 

 

It wasn’t her tyvm. 

[Elaida]

2 hours ago, Moiraine said:

 

 

It wasn’t her tyvm. 

Maybe not but I know how much you adore her. 

[Moiraine]

9 minutes ago, Elaida said:

Maybe not but I know how much you adore her. 

 

 

You know diddly

[Scarlet Overkill]

I imagine this is how pillow talk goes

[Moiraine]

19 minutes ago, Scarlet Overkill said:

I imagine this is how pillow talk goes

 

 

I’d be caught dead before I put anything but mice in @Elaida‘s bed.

[Elaida]

7 hours ago, Moiraine said:

 

 

I’d be caught dead before I put anything but mice in @Elaida‘s bed.

 

I guess if I had to put something in that Blue's bed, it'd be a wolverine.  

[Moiraine]

13 minutes ago, Elaida said:

I guess if I had to put something in that Blue's bed, it'd be a wolverine.  

 

 

If you can handle a wolverine, so can I. Better, in fact, since I have a warder.

 

But please try so I can find out if wolverines hate Aes Sedai as much as dogs do. The Light illumine you. 

[Elaida]

42 minutes ago, Moiraine said:

 

 

If you can handle a wolverine, so can I. Better, in fact, since I have a warder.

 

But please try so I can find out if wolverines hate Aes Sedai as much as dogs do. The Light illumine you. 

 

I doubt your Warder thinks Wolverines are any more dangerous than Lakes.  And how could YOU prove anything about Aes Sedai.  You were never fit for the shawl.  

[Moiraine]

13 minutes ago, Elaida said:

I doubt your Warder thinks Wolverines are any more dangerous than Lakes.  And how could YOU prove anything about Aes Sedai.  You were never fit for the shawl.  

 

 

*adjusts shawl*

 

It fits perfectly fine, thank you.

 

I am going to have to have a talk with the Amyrlin seeing as she is the only person I told about the... the body of water that you mentioned.

[Moiraine]

This is not a domestic dispute. Elauda and I live in the same “house” but it is forty stories high and I have not visited there in years due to trying to save the world.

 

Saving the world is also what Elaida has been attempting to do, elsewhere, she is just way more of a bitch about it.