BigRedBuster Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 So, I’m at LaGuardia airport in New York City walking into a bar. A nice looking woman stands up, I take her seat at the bar. There is an M&M by a wrapper on the bar. Do you eat it? Quote Link to comment
NM11046 Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 The wrapper? No, I wouldn't eat it. 1 Quote Link to comment
BigRedBuster Posted September 12, 2019 Author Share Posted September 12, 2019 I really like M&Ms. Quote Link to comment
Ulty Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 What color? Plain? Peanut? If it was the pretzel kind, those are the bomb. Quote Link to comment
Redux Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 The Strawberry Nut were my favorite. I say eat it. Quote Link to comment
BigRedBuster Posted September 12, 2019 Author Share Posted September 12, 2019 21 minutes ago, Ulty said: What color? Plain? Peanut? If it was the pretzel kind, those are the bomb. Green. Plain. I think she left the green one knowing it would add intrigue. Quote Link to comment
Redux Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Green's are an aphrodisiac......look for a motel key card nearby, she left it on purpose. 2 Quote Link to comment
JJ Husker Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 You lucky Sonuva...... 1 Quote Link to comment
ZRod Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Your wife is testing you... Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 1. You eat the M&M. 2. You begin to feel drowsy. 3. The lady comes back and helps you outside, into the waiting car. 4. You have just enough focus to stumble into the motel room, then you pass out. 5. You wake up the next morning in a tub full of ice with crude stitches in your side. 6. The note on the bathroom mirror says, "Thanks for the kidney." 1 1 Quote Link to comment
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