Thurston from Pender Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 I'm going to jump off the Hwy 94 bridge into the Dredge! I'm just about feed up with this program. Every since Steve from North Platte uttered those infamous words of "sinking into mediocrity" that's all that has happened to this once proud and great program. And frankly, right now I'd take a mediocre program. We're below mediocre. And we're irrelevant. The Huskers better become great again but I - for one - am getting very impatient. I'm also getting old. Time is mighty precious when there is less of it waste. /s/ Thurston from Pender A very sad and frustrated UNL alum 2 1 Quote Link to comment
Popular Post Cornfed Posted October 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 9, 2019 Just now, Thurston from Pender said: I'm going to jump off the Hwy 94 bridge into the Dredge! I'm just about feed up with this program. Every since Steve from North Platte uttered those infamous words of "sinking into mediocrity" that's all that has happened to this once proud and great program. And frankly, right now I'd take a mediocre program. We're below mediocre. And we're irrelevant. The Huskers better become great again but I - for one - am getting very impatient. I'm also getting old. Time is mighty precious when there is less of it waste. /s/ Thurston from Pender A very sad and frustrated UNL alum Go away. 4-8 to 4-2 so far. yeah, you’re right.. no sign of progress here 10 3 Quote Link to comment
RedSavage Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 Wow! What a completely new and original topic! Great job OP! 7 Quote Link to comment
Thurston from Pender Posted October 9, 2019 Author Share Posted October 9, 2019 The AD just told the OWH that we have to wait four years. Four years! Do you know how long that is? And that's in addition to all the time since Steve from NP wrecked the program. I'm old. Very old. Quote Link to comment
Popular Post madman23 Posted October 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 9, 2019 Id prefer you jump off the bridge regardless. 3 3 11 Quote Link to comment
Husker in WI Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 If you're to the point where only immediate success will keep you as a fan, you should just call it and stop following the team. 7 Quote Link to comment
NebraskaHarry Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 9 minutes ago, Thurston from Pender said: I'm going to jump off the Hwy 94 bridge into the Dredge! I'm just about feed up with this program. Every since Steve from North Platte uttered those infamous words of "sinking into mediocrity" that's all that has happened to this once proud and great program. And frankly, right now I'd take a mediocre program. We're below mediocre. And we're irrelevant. The Huskers better become great again but I - for one - am getting very impatient. I'm also getting old. Time is mighty precious when there is less of it waste. /s/ Thurston from Pender A very sad and frustrated UNL alum (Thurston from Pender telling everyone that 'we don't seem to understand the situation') Listening to talkers make me thirsty... 1 Quote Link to comment
Xmas32 Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 Hey, Nebraska is a 7.5 point underdog so you might as well throw some money on the Nebraska moneyline. Think about it, it's a win/win either way. If Nebraska wins you'll get about 2.5/1 on your money and if they lose you won't have to worry about those pesky EMTs fishing through your wallet when they drag you of the river! 3 1 3 Quote Link to comment
Thurston from Pender Posted October 9, 2019 Author Share Posted October 9, 2019 10 minutes ago, Xmas32 said: when they drag you of the river! Not a river. Not a creek. Not a stream. It's the Dredge! Don't you people know how to read? To top it off, the United States Supreme Court said I'm now living on the Indian Reservation. Federal law applies. And it is against federal law to jump off of bridges and commit suicide. They FBI will have to investigate this event when they should be investigating Russians. I'm despondent and look at all the grief I'm getting! 2 1 Quote Link to comment
Thurston from Pender Posted October 9, 2019 Author Share Posted October 9, 2019 I also don't gamble. Losers' money built those casinos. To make things even worse, I'd have to drive to Iowa in order to lose my money. Iowa is a state built on sin and vice. I won't gamble with the Good Life. I may be despondent, but I'm not stupid. 2 1 Quote Link to comment
Huskers93-97 Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 41 minutes ago, Thurston from Pender said: I'm going to jump off the Hwy 94 bridge into the Dredge! I'm just about feed up with this program. Every since Steve from North Platte uttered those infamous words of "sinking into mediocrity" that's all that has happened to this once proud and great program. And frankly, right now I'd take a mediocre program. We're below mediocre. And we're irrelevant. The Huskers better become great again but I - for one - am getting very impatient. I'm also getting old. Time is mighty precious when there is less of it waste. /s/ Thurston from Pender A very sad and frustrated UNL alum I think we should hire Trump as an advisor, maybe he could make the Huskers great again 1 Quote Link to comment
Husker03 Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 6 minutes ago, Thurston from Pender said: I may be despondent, but I'm not stupid. You sure about that? 2 Quote Link to comment
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