Thurston from Pender Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 And an exorcism is better than a ritual colonoscopy of Big Red Nation. As discussed in my Dredge Bridge jump topic infra, my idea is to burn three dummies which have the image and likeness of Steve P from NP, Harvey P from York and that former AD from Wisconsin. Then, and only then, will Big Red Nation be free from those Satanic influences. The exorcism must take place next to the Tom Osborne and Brook Berringer statue. I’d prefer this happen before the Iowa game. The good karma will allow us to win the Hy-Vee Trophy. We may not win the Big Ten West this year, but we can win that trophy. I’ll leave it to you Lincoln fans to construct the dummies and organize this event. Get cracking! 1 3 Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 18 minutes ago, Thurston from Pender said: that former AD from Wisconsin Barry Alvarez? He's awesome. He loves Nebraska. He's just doing his job, and doing it well. 19 minutes ago, Thurston from Pender said: win the Hy-Vee Trophy No, thank you. 20 minutes ago, Thurston from Pender said: burn three dummies I'll admit - I got a little scared the first time I read this. Quote Link to comment
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Thurston from Pender Posted October 19, 2019 Author Share Posted October 19, 2019 Don’t be a dummy. Sean E. Get on the Bus! 1 Quote Link to comment
MLB 51 Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 Doesn't this technically belong in the P&R forum? Exorcism and burnt offerings sounds like a religious thing to me. 1 Quote Link to comment
Thurston from Pender Posted October 19, 2019 Author Share Posted October 19, 2019 I can see some of you people are unserious about this categorical imperative. That unserious attitude is how we got to this position! We - as Husker Nation and the Greatest Fans in College Football - need to take the lead and drag this program back to national relevance. 2 Quote Link to comment
walksalone Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 17 minutes ago, Thurston from Pender said: I can see some of you people are unserious about this categorical imperative. That unserious attitude is how we got to this position! We - as Husker Nation and the Greatest Fans in College Football - need to take the lead and drag this program back to national relevance. When you take that bus, you get there... 1 Quote Link to comment
I am I Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 I actually think if we relax it’ll be bette Quote Link to comment
JJ Husker Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 The greatest fans would not substitute dummies. And we better include Callahan and Riley to make sure all the bases are covered. 1 Quote Link to comment
Jeremy Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 6 hours ago, Thurston from Pender said: And an exorcism is better than a ritual colonoscopy of Big Red Nation. As discussed in my Dredge Bridge jump topic infra, my idea is to burn three dummies which have the image and likeness of Steve P from NP, Harvey P from York and that former AD from Wisconsin. Then, and only then, will Big Red Nation be free from those Satanic influences. The exorcism must take place next to the Tom Osborne and Brook Berringer statue. I’d prefer this happen before the Iowa game. The good karma will allow us to win the Hy-Vee Trophy. We may not win the Big Ten West this year, but we can win that trophy. I’ll leave it to you Lincoln fans to construct the dummies and organize this event. Get cracking! Or we could just get better players... Quote Link to comment
Thurston from Pender Posted October 20, 2019 Author Share Posted October 20, 2019 The players will appreciate this event and know that we are truly the Greatest Fans in College Football. Who’s with me? 1 Quote Link to comment
Thurston from Pender Posted October 20, 2019 Author Share Posted October 20, 2019 New part of this Ritual Exorcism. We first throw the three idiot dummies under the bus and then burn them. 1 1 Quote Link to comment
PaulCrewe Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 There seriously has to be a tin foil shortage in Pender or wherever the hell this guy is from 3 Quote Link to comment
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