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A Ritual Exorcism of Big Red Nation is now a Categorical Impervative

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18 hours ago, Thurston from Pender said:

I can see some of you people are unserious about this categorical imperative.

Guilty. Although I am not unserious about imperVatives...which is what the thread title promised. 

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14 hours ago, Thurston from Pender said:

New part of this Ritual Exorcism.

 

We first throw the three idiot dummies under the bus and then burn them.

the boondocks GIF

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15 hours ago, Thurston from Pender said:

The players will appreciate this event and know that we are truly the Greatest Fans in College Football. 

 

Who’s with me?

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5 hours ago, UniversalMartin said:

Can we do the exorcism at a non sellout?

during a black out?

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We also need to buffalonap Ralphie the Colo Buffalo - that is when it began- that terrible November day in 2001.    Buffalo Burgers anybody?

Oh and while we are at it - bullnap Bevo -  that fumble going across the goal line in 99 against Texassss erased our last real legit National Championship opportunity. 

Hamburger anyone?

 

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Thurston - I thought since the whole exorcism is probably against NCAA rules, we might as well go all the way and wear half-shirts.  Several posters are suggesting we kidnap Ralphie and Bevo and turn them into burgers.  I mean with everything else, do you really think the NCAA will notice the half-shirts?

 

Note to self - if Ralphie and Bevo are "invited" bring extra BBQ sauce and napkins and dis-invite any vegans!

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On 10/21/2019 at 9:43 AM, Thurston from Pender said:

If we continue to lose - and especially if we lose to Indiana this week - you people are all going to be aboard my bus. 

 

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