The Real Reason the Iowa Game is So Huge

[Landlord]

It's not about a bowl game. It's not about a rivalry. Those things are interesting and nice, but it's really about the land:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We beat Iowa and we'll get all that sweet, sweet land. Then who knows, could match up with BYU in a bowl game.

[BigRedBuster]

Cool.....Would that mean I could fish in Minnesota with my Nebraska fishing license?

 

[ColoradoHusk]

Has Omaha and Lincoln seen a recent growth in the Mormon population?

[Xmas32]

Iowa better not roll lots of sixes when Nebraska is on offense Friday.

[Stumpy1]

This reminds me of the game Risk... Dominate everything

[clone]

1 hour ago, Xmas32 said:

Iowa better not roll lots of sixes when Nebraska is on offense Friday.

[UniversalMartin]

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of acquiring their time shares

[Moiraine]

6 hours ago, Landlord said:

It's not about a bowl game. It's not about a rivalry. Those things are interesting and nice, but it's really about the land:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We beat Iowa and we'll get all that sweet, sweet land. Then who knows, could match up with BYU in a bowl game.

 

 

I'd prefer Utah in the bowl game. I'll give up Nebraska land for Hawaii, Alaska, and Washington. They can keep Utah and... I think that's part of Arkansas? (Actually, Utah is really pretty (actually actually and so are parts of Arkansas)).

We can fight back for Nebraska real estate next year.

[Cy the Cyclone]

The hell???  ISU has got some of the most bizarre areas in the country.  How do you conquer freaking Maine???

[B.B. Hemingway]

7 hours ago, Landlord said:

It's not about a bowl game. It's not about a rivalry. Those things are interesting and nice, but it's really about the land:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We beat Iowa and we'll get all that sweet, sweet land. Then who knows, could match up with BYU in a bowl game.

 

 

I'm glad to see you've come around to imperialism.

[Landlord]

6 hours ago, Moiraine said:

 

 

I'd prefer Utah in the bowl game. I'll give up Nebraska land for Hawaii, Alaska, and Washington. They can keep Utah and... I think that's part of Arkansas? (Actually, Utah is really pretty (actually actually and so are parts of Arkansas)).

We can fight back for Nebraska real estate next year.

 

 

I would agree with you except there's 0% chance we could ever face Utah in a bowl.

[NUance]

4 hours ago, Landlord said:

 

 

I would agree with you except there's 0% chance we could ever face Utah in a bowl.

 

If we beat Iowa and then defeat Mizzou in a bowl we would basically own the Louisiana Purchase.  

[BigRedBuster]

5 minutes ago, NUance said:

 

If we beat Iowa and then defeat Mizzou in a bowl we would basically own the Louisiana Purchase.  

 

What are you thinking was the Louisiana Purchase?  

[Mavric]

8 minutes ago, NUance said:

If we beat Iowa and then defeat Mizzou in a bowl we would basically own the Louisiana Purchase.  

 

Memphis maybe?

[Skeeball]

In the category of counting one's ditch chickens way before they've hatched, a win might pit us against Florida St in something like the Cure or Frisco bowl.  That said, a win Friday is going to take a much better performance that we had against Maryland.  A better team that hadn't already packed it in for the season would have exploited our miscues making a game of it.