Cy the Cyclone Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 Iowa State is allowing 25,000 season ticket holders into the first game against Louisiana Everyone going to the game has to wear a face covering from the minute they leave their vehicle to the minute they get back in their vehicle to leave No tailgating will be allowed No ruling on how many people will be allowed at the rest room trough at one time... Violators will be shot. Looks like we'll be getting some games in 4 Quote Link to comment
Undone Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 Can you elaborate on how exactly you'll consume the whiskey from your flask on that day, sir? 2 1 Quote Link to comment
Popular Post Cy the Cyclone Posted September 1, 2020 Author Popular Post Share Posted September 1, 2020 2 2 15 Quote Link to comment
Undone Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 Thank you for answering the question. Quote Link to comment
El Straino Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 Announcers: I really must note- it's wonderful to see so many caring, loving parents and their babies in the stands today... Subquestion- would the "babies" count towards the 25,000 limit? 4 Quote Link to comment
OH HSKR FAN Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 Not sure I would be drinking if bathroom access is limited. Unless you want to piss yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment
TGHusker Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 10 hours ago, El Straino said: Announcers: I really must note- it's wonderful to see so many caring, loving parents and their babies in the stands today... Subquestion- would the "babies" count towards the 25,000 limit? Not if you are holding them and 'kissing' their head. Quote Link to comment
Roundball Shaman Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 Cy the Cyclone said, “Here's the Rules.” He didn’t name them all. There will also be other new rules in effect for game play as well... All linemen must be six feet apart while set on the line of scrimmage. The game ball will be sanitized after every play with lots of gooey cleaning solution. The quarterback must not yell out signals as this might spread something nasty from his mouth. He must WHISPER the signals with restraint while being muffled and oxygen-deprived behind a thick face mask. In a two-back set, they must be HOW many feet apart when they get set?... You know the answer, all together now...! Covid testing will be done on all players and coaches and field personnel at halftime. Test results will be completed four weeks from now. The results will be announced next month. Any positive tests will be ignored and the results suppressed. QBs must not stand next to coaches that are in vulnerable age groups. While setting up game strategy, QB and Coach must use hand signals and semaphore to communicate. The other team must promised they won’t look. Of course, huddling after every play is OUT. Players must stand with their backs to each other in a wide circle while drones deliver plays in from coaches up in the booth. After touchdowns, there will be no celebrating allowed. Players will be permitted to bring towels out from under their jerseys to wave with slogans like, “Oh Boy!.. Whoopee!... and of course, “Take that, Suckahs...” If a game is tied after four quarters, there will be no overtime so that further exposure and possible contamination is reduced. Games will be decided by which school brought the hottest cheerleaders to the sidelines. Judges will be the game announcers for the network doing the television feed. And most of all, after you’ve memorized and followed all of the 1,750 rules and regulations now governing current college football games in the Covid age... be sure to HAVE FUN and ENJOY THE GAME. 2 Quote Link to comment
Danny Bateman Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 But they're gonna get 25,000 inside the stadium? Here's hoping it works out OK... Quote Link to comment
Popular Post Undone Posted September 1, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Danny Bateman said: "And Iowa is still the worst state this morning..." I conveniently just stopped reading there for fun. 1 11 Quote Link to comment
Cy the Cyclone Posted September 2, 2020 Author Share Posted September 2, 2020 New York Times??? Get a rope! 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Bledred Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 18 minutes ago, Cy the Cyclone said: New York Times??? Get a rope! The NY Times is providing a valuable asset to society during these toilet paper shortages though. 1 2 2 Quote Link to comment
Cy the Cyclone Posted September 2, 2020 Author Share Posted September 2, 2020 New rule... There now will be NO fans allowed...similar to the 1984 season. Quote Link to comment
Danny Bateman Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 This is probably for the best. Quote Link to comment
BigRedBuster Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 On 9/1/2020 at 11:08 AM, OH HSKR FAN said: Not sure I would be drinking if bathroom access is limited. Unless you want to piss yourself. Edit: Now all my ads on this site are interesting after I searched for this picture. 2 Quote Link to comment
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