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1 hour ago, Guy Chamberlin said:

 

They sell candles, right?

 

The Christmas Flame

 

Saint Wick

 

Hot Wax Vixen

I kinda like Hot Wax Vixen... I'd watch it!

 

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Hallmark After Hours...  Now on Skinemark...Where there is always a Happy Ending 

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Seriously. Would you watch a Hallmark Christmas movie that segues seamlessly in and out of hard core porn, with everyone remaining in character? 

 

I would.

 

Kid comes home from the big city to spend Christmas with his widowed dad, only to find out dad has met a new "special angel" and wants to remarry. Dad and his new fiance' desperately want the son's approval. But no amount of tinsel, eggnog, wreaths and caroling seem to work, as son refuses to let his would-be step mom into his heart. Then on Christmas Eve dad gets sick, and it's up to the son and Krystal to decorate the orphanage by themselves. And that leads to an all-night f#&%-fest of epic proportions, ending on all fours in the makeshift manger.

 

I'm calling it "Deck My Balls" but I think we can do better. 

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22 minutes ago, Guy Chamberlin said:

Seriously. Would you watch a Hallmark Christmas movie that segues seamlessly in and out of hard core porn, with everyone remaining in character? 

 

I would.

 

Kid comes home from the big city to spend Christmas with his widowed dad, only to find out dad has met a new "special angel" and wants to remarry. Dad and his new fiance' desperately want the son's approval. But no amount of tinsel, eggnog, wreaths and caroling seem to work, as son refuses to let his would-be step mom into his heart. Then on Christmas Eve dad gets sick, and it's up to the son and Krystal to decorate the orphanage by themselves. And that leads to an all-night f#&%-fest of epic proportions, ending on all fours in the makeshift manger.

 

I'm calling it "Deck My Balls" but I think we can do better. 

Oh...hell yes.

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22 minutes ago, Guy Chamberlin said:

Seriously. Would you watch a Hallmark Christmas movie that segues seamlessly in and out of hard core porn, with everyone remaining in character? 

 

I would.

 

Kid comes home from the big city to spend Christmas with his widowed dad, only to find out dad has met a new "special angel" and wants to remarry. Dad and his new fiance' desperately want the son's approval. But no amount of tinsel, eggnog, wreaths and caroling seem to work, as son refuses to let his would-be step mom into his heart. Then on Christmas Eve dad gets sick, and it's up to the son and Krystal to decorate the orphanage by themselves. And that leads to an all-night f#&%-fest of epic proportions, ending on all fours in the makeshift manger.

 

I'm calling it "Deck My Balls" but I think we can do better. 

 

I was going to ask about this and then got distracted with the rural voter thing in the other thread.

 

The adult film industry parodies movies all the time. Do they have any Hallmark parodies? 

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26 minutes ago, Guy Chamberlin said:

Seriously. Would you watch a Hallmark Christmas movie that segues seamlessly in and out of hard core porn, with everyone remaining in character? 

 

I would.

 

Kid comes home from the big city to spend Christmas with his widowed dad, only to find out dad has met a new "special angel" and wants to remarry. Dad and his new fiance' desperately want the son's approval. But no amount of tinsel, eggnog, wreaths and caroling seem to work, as son refuses to let his would-be step mom into his heart. Then on Christmas Eve dad gets sick, and it's up to the son and Krystal to decorate the orphanage by themselves. And that leads to an all-night f#&%-fest of epic proportions, ending on all fours in the makeshift manger.

 

I'm calling it "Deck My Balls" but I think we can do better. 

I would watch the hell out of that!

 

I woould have soooo many ruined socks!

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