tat ideas for wedding anniversary

[krc1995]

I would appreciate some creative ideas. I will be the lone attendee representing our family for a 50th anniversary surprise party in our of his uncle-aunt’s 50th wedding anniversary. Not only is it not my family, but it’s a 4-5 hour drive through the depths-of-hell side of Houston. And they are big conservatives so it will likely be dull. 
 

so I decided to spice it up with a gag gift-don’t worry I’m also bring a real one. I decided against the traditional sex swing/toys. I would like to give a fake gift certificate to a fake tattoo parlor for his and hers 50th anniversary commemorative tattoos.  So I need a tattoo parlor name - the town is Needville, Texas (I’m serious) and some blush worthy tattoo ideas. I will probably get a body part (boob, butt, tramp stamp area) meme and edit it with the tattoo slogan. 
 

any ideas? 

[JJ Husker]

Tit for Tattoo Ink Shop

 

No suggestion for the tat except Boner Garage, tramp stamp or front side.

[admo]