If fans could ask questions at the press conference today.

[teachercd]

What would they ask?  I will start.

 

"Coach, coach, Colt here from Cozad, do you think that Mickey should have got the job over you and also, did you feel bad for taking such a large contract, because you should"

[Red Five]

"Coach, Randy from St. Paul here.  Are you gunna have those boys doing squats and bench presses?  That no good Mike Riley had the team not squatting and doing yoga instead and we are still trying to get that soft culture out of the program."

[teachercd]

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

"Coach, Randy from St. Paul here.  Are you gunna have those boys doing squats and bench presses?  That no good Mike Riley had the team not squatting and doing yoga instead and we are still trying to get that soft culture out of the program."

Ha!  I was going to use St. Paul!!!

[teachercd]

"Coach, Hi coach, over here, yeah sorry, Henry here from Anselmo Merna, I just want to know which play, out of the 50,000 plays that coach TO called during his career, was your favorite and please be specific with the game, date, down and distance and weather conditions." 

[GSG]

Thurston from Pender: "Coach will you be running the damn ball 99.9% of the time? If not, I'll throw myself into The Dredge." 

[alexhortdog95]

"Coach, Coach!  Alex here from Omaha.  When are you going to issue Blackshirts to everyone? Did you bring them on the plane with you from Carolina?"

[Fru]

“Coach, Hank from DeWitt here. What do you think about changing the tunnel walk music from Sirius? Should Nebraska switch to Nike from Adidas? You’ll never do all red uniforms, right? You hate Lil Red too, dontcha? When is the right time to play The Killigan’s song?” 

[Red Five]

"Coach, this is Harlan from Burwell.  My grandson is in high school here, plays 6 man football, and works on the farm before and after school.  That boy is strong as an ox and quick as a fox hunting chickens in the henhouse.  Do you think you can give him one of those there scholarships?"

[Stone Cold]

Coach Coach, Brad from Korn Kob USA,  Why do you think they hired you and not Luck Fickell, i mean Luke

[ColoradoHusk]

21 minutes ago, alexhortdog95 said:

"Coach, Coach!  Alex here from Omaha.  When are you going to issue Blackshirts to everyone? Did you bring them on the plane with you from Carolina?"

There was an intramural flag football team that actually wore the Blackshirt jerseys in the playoffs at UNL.  

[admo]

"Coach, Adam from Waco... Best of Luck, you will do great at Nebraska. However, we will need you back in 3-4 years.  See you soon!"  

[EmeraldIngot]

Since we're being silly...

 

"Coach, coach, over here! Jake, from State Farm. Did you know you could save 15% or more by switching to Liberty Mutual, so they can customize your car insurance so you only pay for what you need?"

 

Now, being serious...

 

"Coach, James, from Kearney, do you intend to integrate the modern forms of the read option and triple option into your run game? If so, are you going to limit yourself to the RPO, or will you be including more traditional pitch options? If not, do you think that a more conventional pro-style running attack is a viable option for Nebraska, considering the physical challenges of the Big 10, and are you capable of recruiting the necessary players to run such a scheme?"

[BigRedBuster]

Coach, Jim from Elwood here.  When do you plan to give out the Blackshirts?

 

Follow up question....what is your opinion of Adidas' alternate uniforms?

 

Afterall, this is the off season.  

[ColoradoHusk]

"Hey Coach, Matt from Tecumseh here, let me know if you ever need a night off from the wife and kids.  I can have an Uber pick you up from the coach's office and you can meet me at Gate 25."

[GSG]

2 minutes ago, ColoradoHusk said:

"Hey Coach, Matt from Tecumseh here, let me know if you ever need a night off from the wife and kids.  I can have an Uber pick you up from the coach's office and you can meet me at Gate 25."

 

Too soon!