In a just world, this would be a New York Times feature story - the Dave Portnoy Effect.

I randomly came across a Portnoy pizza review and just so happened to be close by. So I made the trip to Ah-Beetz in Delray Beach, Florida. He had given it an 8.4, which is (apparently) an… pic.twitter.com/qgDpUuhL8r

— John LeFevre (@JohnLeFevre) May 11, 2024