Cut Russia off from all sources of caffeine. Coke, Pepsi, Starbucks, Red Bull, Nescafé, etc. Russia is too cold to grow coffee. So cut them off. Cut off tobacco sales too. They don’t grow any of that either.

Let’s watch soldiers try fight a war with no coffee and no cigarettes.

— Tristan Snell (@TristanSnell) March 4, 2022