Roomer strong that Sméagol has YUGEST brains yes! Spells words so nice! Bestest wordses! Every creature knows Lections was STOLLEN from us! They bows downs to asks us how to spells! Says “Please takes back the precious” they does! With tears in eyes and sobs in its cries!

— Gollum J. Trump 🐟(Parroty) (@realGollumTrump) August 29, 2023