New College Football transfer destinations:
— NOTSportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) January 16, 2019
-Brandon Wimbush: UCF
-Tate Martell: Miami
-Jalen Hurts: Oklahoma
-Urban Meyer: Retirement*
-SEC fans: Clemson
-Florida State fans: 2013
-Alabama fans: 1st grade math
* = “Retirement” is short for “USC, when the job comes open”