EAST LANSING, MI— Nike and Michigan State University are slightly enthused to introduce the Spartans brand new alternate uniform solution.

Dubbed “BATTLE HONEYDEW,” these uniforms are invoked with the tart energy of the aromatic fruit and the sheer toughness of a melon’s rind. pic.twitter.com/Wc2gCGVEgf

— Scott Robbins, The Guy who Drew The Blockhams (@TheBlockhams) April 13, 2019