"I have been sitting motionless in the back, middle seat of this car for nine days and nine nights, and not one soul has noticed, cared, or come to my rescue." https://t.co/BhlBLyCABL pic.twitter.com/DBzlmRx5RC— The Onion (@TheOnion) March 25, 2021
"I have been sitting motionless in the back, middle seat of this car for nine days and nine nights, and not one soul has noticed, cared, or come to my rescue." https://t.co/BhlBLyCABL pic.twitter.com/DBzlmRx5RC