Fred Hoiberg... how do I even begin to explain Fred Hoiberg?
Fred Hoiberg is flawless.
I hear his hair is insured for $10K.
I hear he does car commercials... in Japan.
His favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
One time he met John Stamos on a plane. And he told Fred he was handsome. pic.twitter.com/4lxnZXpFxN

— THIS IS AMERICA, JACK! (@getoffmyjock) March 30, 2019