Kid 1: Wanna go to the mall?

Kid 2: Nah might get shot

Kid 1: Wanna see a movie?

Kid 2: Nah might get shot

Kid 1: Wanna go to a concert?

Kid 2: Nah might get shot

Kid 1: So we can’t do anything fun?! Might as well go to school

Kid 2: Uhhhh...

Cool country we’ve got here

— Half An Onion 🧅 (@HalfOnionInABag) August 4, 2019