Jared: Please, honey.

Ivanka: Not tonight.

Jared: Oh come onnnn.

Ivanka: I'm not in the mood.

Jared: But it's my birthday.

Ivanka: Ok, ok. You may stay up past 9:30.

— Half An Onion 🧅 (@HalfOnionInABag) January 10, 2018