In the Pfizer vaccine trial for 5- to 12-year-olds, there were 4,647 participants and only 5 "severe adverse events," none of them related to the vaccine.
— Joshua Benton (@jbenton) October 27, 2021
The best of them, BY FAR:
"Ingestion of a penny (1 person in the vaccine group)"https://t.co/pW5odXSUdD pic.twitter.com/OuhYSgGs6I