Some of these phone transcripts are out of this world. One mom's kid can't fly to Houston because he's sick, so the adult from Florida is going to fly in and forge his test completely, but they need a copy of the test for the unwitting kid to fill out so *he* thinks he took it... pic.twitter.com/bkEstFdSsk

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) March 12, 2019