The Worst People In The History of Songs:
1. The couple in the Pina Colada song. They deserve their pain.
2. Jolene. Obviously.
3. Everyone in Cats in a Cradle. Get some therapy. You’re ruining lives.
4. Luka’s husband. That motherfucker needs to be walked into a door.

— Tod Goldberg (@todgoldberg) July 28, 2019